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HereIam,sittingonamountainsofarawayfromcivilisationitmightaswellbethegodforsaken...Readmore

HereI am,sittingon a mountainso farawayfromcivilisationit mightas wellbe thegodforsakenarseof theworld,aboutto ascend.Can’twaitto leavethiscrapfestof a planet…Turnsoutthatthehigherupsdecidedthatan unaffiliatedroguelikeme is toobigof a riskto letrunaroundfree.Seemslikethisentirecultivationworldis a latestagecapitalistmoneymakingmachineforthepowersthatbe in thehigherrealms,andme stealingthegoodlootin frontof theirdescendantsandsectdisciplesnosesfinallypissedthemoffenoughto takeaction.First,theysentallthesectmastersandhiddendaoprotectorsto offme —whichfailed,obviously.Heh,afterwardstheysimplybitchslappedme outof theiruniversethough.Thatis interestingandall,butI justwokeup in a valleywatchingsomecrittersmurdereachotherwhiletryingnotto freakoutabouthowbadit smellshere.Soo…wherethefuckam I?Whyis thatdeerfightinga featherysquirrel?Whyam I teachingthisbabyrabbitsavedfroma cannibalisticmotherhowto kickbeingsin thefacewiththepowerof qi?Collapse

Magic,Reincarnation,OverpoweredProtagonist,MaleProtagonist,FantasyCreatures,WeaktoStrong

Readabitofitandthenskimmedch300,whichmakesmegiveit5/10(2/5).It'snotshit,Isuppose,butittrieshardtobefunny,orperhapsironicorsomething,anditjustreallyfallsflatonitsface.Itseemstokindabeattemptingtomakefunofcliches,butit'sdonebyactuallymakinguseofthoseclichesandthenjustmakingtheMChyper-awareofit?Whichisjustachoretoreadthrough?Similarly,whileIenjoytheattemptstomakecultivationunderstandable,itultimatelydoesn'taddmuchtothestory-thewritingisn'tbad,butthewaytheseexplanationsaredonemakethemaslog.Idon'tmindwhenstoriesgomorein-depthaboutthesystem,butnothowitishere.Similarly,theMCdoesn'tcomeacrossassomeonewho'salreadylivedthroughtwoextensivelives-Icouldenjoyhispersonalityifitwasleanedintoabitmore,butthestorytakeshimveryseriouslyanditjustdoesnotwork.Washopingforanicecomedy,slice-of-lifewithhimtakinginsomedisciplesmaybe,butitdun'workbro.

Quote:JuzzderoTheDaoofMagicThescienceofvoodoo,thesorceryofphysics.Nahyoudidn’thavetodothatbruhhahahahahahahah

Areinthe160areaandareonlythinkingaboutSpoilerallthosecultivationssystemswhynotgenes,toperfectoneself

Hmmhmm

TheDaoofMagicThescienceofvoodoo,thesorceryofphysics.

Thedaoofliteratureorbetterknowascontradiction

hoho