The Academy's Doomed Side Character

Everyonehasfriendsintheirlives,right?Theycanbeanyone—goodfriends,badfriends,oreven...friendswithbenefits.Ahem!Anyway,thepointis,everyonehasfriends.AndsodidI.Iwasfriendswithauthorofwebnovel.Yeah,was.Asmallargumentoverhowthemaincharactershouldactinnovelof[World’sGreatestHero]ledtoafightwithmyfriend,theauthor.Stillfrustrated,Istormedoutofhishouse...andthat’swhenTruck-kunhitme.Butthatwasn’ttheworstpart.Theworstpart?Iwokeupinadifferentbody—thebodyofasidecharacterinmyfriend’snovel.Acharacterwhoissupposedtodieintheprologue.[Yourbodyisdying!][Youdon’thavemuchtimeleft.][Thecreatorofthisworldismockingyou.]F#ckyou,Author.F#ckthisnovel.Iwillsurvive,andwhenIdo—I'llbeatyoutoapulp!---