Seeking Happiness

Ontheweddingnight,whenthebridehungherself,thehandsomehusbandwassickly,theconcubinewasglaringlikeatigertoseewhatherbestnextmovewouldbe.ShuHuanwhotime-travelledtotheancienttimesencounteredsuchamess.

“Menandwomencan’ttoucheachother.Youdoingthisisnotright,right?”

“Humph,youarealreadymarriedtome.Youstillcareaboutthat?”

“Eheh,secondyoungmaster,youhaven’thealedyet.I’mthinkingforyourowngood.”

“Doesn’tmatter,thisyoungmasterisn’tinterestedinyourbeansproutslikebody.”

Whilesleeping,theyputabarrierofpillowsbetweenthem

Woman:“Eh…Eh….”

Man:“Eh…whatareyoudoing?

Woman:“Don’tcrosstheline.”

Man:“Ah……?”

Woman:“Ifyoucrosstheline,I’llhityouwiththeincenseburner.”

Man“Uh……”

Woman:If……ifIaccidentallycrosstheline……youdon’t…”

“Humph……ifyoucontinuetotalk,I’lltearyourclothesandsealyourmouth.”

“YouchecksocarefullybecauseyouareafraidthatI’llharmyou?”

“Thatisn’tit.Humph,Ionlywanttoknowwhysomeonewillcommitsuicidebyhangingontheweddingnight.”

“……”

“Youhatemesomuch?Youprefertodieinsteadofspendingtheweddingnightwithme?