Seeking Happiness

Ontheweddingnight,whenthebridehungherself,thehandsomehusbandwassickly,theconcubinewasglaringlikeatigertoseewhatherbestnextmovewouldbe.ShuHuanwhotime-travelledtotheancienttimesencounteredsuchamess.“Menandwomencan’ttoucheachother.Youdoingthisisnotright,right?”“Humph,youarealreadymarriedtome.Youstillcareaboutthat?”“Eheh,secondyoungmaster,youhaven’thealedyet.I’mthinkingforyourowngood.”“Doesn’tmatter,thisyoungmasterisn’tinterestedinyourbeansproutslikebody.”Whilesleeping,theyputabarrierofpillowsbetweenthemWoman:“Eh…Eh….”Man:“Eh…whatareyoudoing?Woman:“Don’tcrosstheline.”Man:“Ah……?”Woman:“Ifyoucrosstheline,I’llhityouwiththeincenseburner.”Man“Uh……”Woman:If……ifIaccidentallycrosstheline……youdon’t…”“Humph……ifyoucontinuetotalk,I’lltearyourclothesandsealyourmouth.”“YouchecksocarefullybecauseyouareafraidthatI’llharmyou?”“Thatisn’tit.Humph,Ionlywanttoknowwhysomeonewillcommitsuicidebyhangingontheweddingnight.”“……”“Youhatemesomuch?Youprefertodieinsteadofspendingtheweddingnightwithme?