Reborn as a Mountain: I Defy the Heavens with a Smile

Whenamountaincomestolife,awakeningitsconsciousness,ittakesonanotherform—aMountainSpirit.Andthat’smerebornwithextraordinaryDivinepowers.Wanttoknowwhatthesedivinepowersare?Well,oneofthemallowsmetoaccelerateherbgrowth—uptoonehundredtimesfaster!Impressive,right?Butwait,there’smore!Ialsopossessa‘goldenfinger’—whichis‘Space-Time’systemthatletsmefishforlosttechniques,weapons,pillformulas,andothertreasuresfromtheriversoftimeandspace.Withtheseatmydisposal,I’msuretobecomestronger,atleaststrongerthanthebeautifulsectmasterwhoclaimsmymountainasherpersonalretreatandconstantlydragmeintohermatters.It’snotaneasylife,butnoneedtoworry!I’mnotjustanyspirit—I’mahumanspiritbornfromamountain,whichmeansIhaveanextraordinarytalentforcultivation.Totopitoff,mysystemwasgenerousenoughtograntmeadivinecultivationtechniquerightfromthestart.There’sjustonetinyproblem:it’sadualcultivationtechnique,andIneedapartnertocultivateit.So,Ihadnochoicebuttoconvincethesectmaster’sstunningdiscipletohelpmeout.Imean,it’snotlikeI’mafterhergorgeouslonglegs,hercurvaceousthighs,orher…well,yougetthepoint.I’mjustahumblecultivatortryingtogrowstrongerbyanymeansnecessary.Ifonlyshe’drunintosometrouble,soIcouldswoopinandsavetheday.Thatwouldmakethingsaloteasierforme…butalas,lifeisneverthatsimple.Still,I’llfindaway.WithmySpace-Timesystem,mymountain’spower,andalittlecharm,I’lloutgrowthismountainandsurpasseveryone—eventhesectmaster.Andmaybe,justmaybe,I’llenjoythebeautiesalongtheway.