Rebirth of the Nephilim

Jadishasnoideahowshedied.Oneminuteshe'slivingherlifeasayoungcollegestudentinPennsylvania,thenextshe'shurtlingthroughtheunimaginable,incomprehensiblevoidofthespacebetweenrealitiesasalostanddetachedsoul.Luckilyforher,thebored,andslightlyderanged,godDfindshersoulbeforeitismulchedbytheincomprehensiblecosmos.Afterofferingheracookietocalmdownfromherexistentialnightmare,heexplainsthatnotonlyaregodsandtheirrespectiveafterlivesreal,butherdisbeliefingodswhilelivingalsomeansshedoesn’tqualifytoenteranygod’safterlifeupondeath.However,sinceDisinthemoodforsomemischief,hestrikesadealwithher.LifeinafantasyworldwithRPGelements,alongwithabodybuilttomatchJadis'slightlypervertedwishes.Additionally,shegetsaguaranteedspotinhisafterlife.Allthatforthelowpriceofspicingupthestagnantcyclicalnatureofanever-endingwarbetweentwostubborngodsandtheirrespectivefollowersonsaidmagic-filledworld.Whatdisembodiedsoulcouldturndownanofferlikethat?

Except,onceJadistakesthedeal,shefindsthatshehasbeentransportedtothemiddleofnowhereandthelazyjerkofagodforgottocheckifanyofhisfollowerswerearoundtogreetJadis.NowfreshlyreincarnatedasaNephilim,Jadisisallaloneandallbutnakedinanabandoneddwarvenvillagelocatedfirmlyindemoninfestedterritory.Notplanningondyingagainanytimesoon,sheisforcedtotaketheonlynon-pervertedclassoptiongiventoherandunexpectedlyreceivesasecondbodyforit.HowisJadisgoingtoexplainthatwhenshegetsbacktocivilization?Fromthere,thenowpluralizedJadistriestosurvivelongenoughtounderstandhernewsystemandskills,lookingforwardtothedayshefindscivilization,hotbaths,andhotterelves.

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