Capítulo 1077: Chapter 1077: Magic Oil, Miraculous Effects
Who wanted to grab their pants? Not just ng Shu.
As soon as Kang Yunxi put down her bowl, her stomach started to ache.
At first, she thought she ate too much. After drinking half a glass of water, the urge to relieve herself beca even stronger.
ng Shu suggested leaving, and she imdiately stood up to follow.
She could use the bathroom in room 3, but Kang Yunxi didn’t want to do that.
In front of Tang Li, she was unwilling to lose her dignity.
They walked to the doorway of room 1, and besides the stomachache, her limbs also felt weak. The house only had one bathroom, unable to satisfy the needs of two people at once.
Fortunately, the staff were diligent and quickly found a wooden toilet from inside the house.
The bathroom was equipped with a squat toilet.
Kang Yunxi felt her legs were weak and decisively chose the wooden toilet.
As soon as she sat on the toilet, a bright light burst in front of her eyes.
And then, Mona Lisa erged, sitting on a lotus platform as if from nowhere.
Mona Lisa gently held a jade purifying bottle in her left hand and a willow twig in her right, causing Kang Yunxi to shake her head with closed eyes, assuming it was a fleeting illusion.
When she opened her eyes again, Mona Lisa hadn’t disappeared. She continued looking at her with a motherly gaze and softly spoke, “Co, child, let teach you to recite the first book of the Bible.”
Kang Yunxi: “…”
ng Shu didn’t see Mona Lisa, but was instead surrounded by seven dwarfs.
They crouched quietly and just watched him use the toilet.
One of the dwarfs even openly whispered to another, “Is this diarrhea? The sll is strong!”
ng Shu: “…”
It didn’t end there.
Midway through his toilet session, he began to feel a burning itch all over.
As if countless bugs were biting him.
Especially three inches below his belly button, it felt as though a primal force was wildly brewing.
At that mont, the bathroom door was twisted open.
The sound of a hulusi flute played.
ng Shu looked up to see Kang Yunxi, draped alluringly on a stretcher, wearing a burgundy spaghetti strap dress, being carried into the bathroom by four eunuchs…
In room 3, Song Jingtian still hadn’t given up on his massage.
He finished his bath and ca out of the bathroom with a towel turban on his head, his leopard-print mulberry silk bathrobe exuding wealth, and a pair of GUCCI children’s slippers on his feet.
[Our Xiao Huawan is indeed born to be a model.]
[ 1, if I’m not mistaken, this bathrobe is VODEJOHN’s latest model, 5k .]
[Leonardo’s gender-swapped clone!]
In the midst of the rainbow praises, there were always one or two discordant voices.
A big red caption floated by—
[That round butt, more like the water gun DiCaprio clone.]
This comnt quickly faced an onslaught from fans.
[Where did this hater co from, is it so hard to admit Xiao Huawan is cute?]
[Again with ‘My Ningning is the only beauty,’ everyone quick, toss this bad apple out!]
[…]
As the audience engaged in a comnt war, the ‘Leonardo’ they were speaking of positioned a drying fork to cover the cara with a towel.
With the screen blacked out, five million online viewers: “…”
Tang Li tidied up the kitchen and walked into the bedroom, imdiately seeing the bath towel spread out on the bed.
As for Song Jingtian, he was doing warm-up exercises with a face mask on.
“Where did you get the face mask?” Tang Li asked, curious.
“A few days ago, I got it from my sister’s house, out of her small fridge.”
The little fellow said, holding onto the table edge and sticking out his butt doing waist stretches.
The sun on the island was so intense, we should definitely do so post-sun repair.
Tang Li squatted down by her suitcase to get her pajamas, but Song Jingtian scooted over: “Where’s that massage oil of yours?”
“Why do you ask?”
“I’ve been busy all day, and my waist feels slightly sore.” The little guy put both hands on his hips and twisted to either side: “I just looked it up online, and a massage can help fix it.”
That bottle of massage oil is only 5ml.
It’s probably not even enough to cover half his back.
Tang Li was just about to say she threw the oil away, when urgent knocking ca from outside.
She went out to open the door, and it was the Assistant Director.
The Assistant Director was sweating profusely, seeing Tang Li, he imdiately said, “You guys aren’t having diarrhea or hallucinations, are you?”
Tang Li shook her head, then asked, “What’s up?”
“It seems the guests in room 1, Cloud and the male participant, have food poisoning.” The Assistant Director wiped his sweat and continued, “It’s initially suspected to be caused by eating poisonous mushrooms. There’s no hospital on the island, but the dical team accompanying us is providing ergency treatnt now!”
“Poisonous mushrooms?” Tang Li was taken aback, then turned to go to the kitchen and brought back a basket.
Inside the bamboo basket, there were still so fungi.
“These were delivered by Mr. ng in the evening.”
Tang Li handed the bamboo basket to the Assistant Director: “I originally planned to make cream mushroom soup tomorrow morning, but if they’re poisonous, I won’t use them.”
The Assistant Director took the basket and casually looked through the fungi.
Upon discovering a small white mushroom, besides feeling frightened, he was also glad and said to Tang Li while holding the small white mushroom: “This is a semi-oval spotted puffball, it’s toxic and causes hallucinations when eaten.”
Tang Li’s expression changed drastically, “Isn’t this an oyster mushroom?”
Saying this, she was full of regret: “Tonight, I even used it to fry eggs.”
The Assistant Director: “…”
Great.
The mystery of room 1 guests suffering from mushroom poisoning was completely solved.
“ng Shu is poisoned?” A little head popped out from behind the door: “Is it serious?”
The Assistant Director didn’t bring the photographer this ti, so seeing the child’s curious big eyes, he didn’t hide any information: “Comparatively, it’s a bit more serious than the female guest.”
Hearing this, Song Jingtian imdiately turned to look at Tang Li: “I’ve decided to go and check it out.”
Surprisingly, Tang Li didn’t object.
Tang Li took Song Jingtian to room 3, and at the crossroads, they t Du Wei and others. So about ten people, equipped with flashlights, went together to visit the poisoned guests.
Upon seeing the patients, Tang Li finally understood what the Assistant Director ant by ‘comparatively more serious.’
It was like a solitary pillar supporting the sky.
“Oh my goodness!”
Several female guests covered the children’s eyes.
ng Shu was holding onto a mop, clearly not yet fully aware.
He was shirtless, his skin showed an abnormal red sheen, and a polo shirt was draped over the mop. As the dical staff administered an IV, he lowered his head and kissed the mop head softly, “Behave, it’s crowded now, wait until they leave, you can do anything you want.”
Everyone: “…”
For the sake of treatnt, Kang Yunxi and ng Shu were placed in the sa room.
Kang Yunxi’s condition was much more stable.
After vomiting again, Kang Yunxi held the basin in her arms, tearfully looking at everyone, “What’s wrong with that you’d choose her instead of !”
Everyone: “…”
Tang Li was also surprised by the strength of those spotted puffballs.
Not only do they cause hallucinations, but they also have a stimulating effect.
Looking at ng Shu, it seed even stronger than Indian Magic Oil.
…Indian Magic Oil.
Tang Li silently looked at Song Jingtian.
The little guy happened to raise his head, eting her gaze.
Song Jingtian: “What’s up?”
ng Shu, hugging the mop, chuckled lowly and threw out another golden quote—
“Why didn’t I realize before that you could be so debauched.”
Tang Li: “……”
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