Staying any longer, who knows what kind of harmful words I’ll be subjected to.
Seeing that no one’s dying, the guests and their children begin to leave Room 1 one after the other.
Tang Li was also planning to leave but was stopped by the dical staff, asking her to hold Kang Yunxi’s IV bag.
"?" Tang Li pointed at herself.
The female doctor, wearing a mask, frowned: "Who else? I’ve been observing you for a while, everyone else is busy, and you’re just idling around."
Tang Li: "..."
The mushroom poisoning accident created so chaos at the scene.
Several staff mbers were coming in and out with walkie-talkies, but none stayed to assist the doctors.
Though there were two doctors with the team, handling two patients was still overwhelming.
In the face of this duty, Tang Li decided to put aside her self-interest.
She took the IV bag from the female doctor’s hand, held it up next to her ear as a makeshift IV pole, and kindly reminded: "Holding it like this isn’t too tiring, doctor, so no rush to find an IV stand."
Female doctor: "..."
Giving Tang Li a sidelong glance, the female doctor placed the forceps into the treatnt tray: "Just keep holding it then."
Tang Li: "......"
In a mont’s glance, Tang Li noticed Song Jingtian was nowhere to be seen.
The island had significant temperature fluctuations between day and night.
Recalling the little guy was only wearing a robe, Tang Li worried he might catch cold wandering outside and was about to ask a staff mber to find him when Song Jingtian’s figure appeared at the door.
The little guy ca back carrying a cara.
After the incident in Room 1, the production team temporarily paused the live broadcast here.
Song Jingtian was holding a Sony PXW-Z280V.
Weighing at least six or seven pounds.
Who knows where he found it.
Perhaps because the cara was too heavy, the little guy stumbled over the threshold and nearly tumbled embarrassingly.
Tang Li wanted to help but had her hands full with the IV bag.
Song Jingtian managed to steady himself, circling the room with the cara in hand, filming only everyone’s legs because of the low base, undeterred as he began: "Tonight, I’ll educate everyone on the dangers of accidentally eating poisonous mushrooms."
Tang Li: "..."
She noticed the cara indeed was turned on.
At the mont, the production team was busy checking who ate the poisonous mushrooms, ignoring the little child.
Thanks to the chaotic state indoors, Song Jingtian wandered with the cara undisturbed by staff.
Song Jingtian first took a trip to the bathroom.
"The first reaction to eating poisonous mushrooms is diarrhea."
Tang Li stood by the bed, still able to hear Song Jingtian chattering away in the restroom: "As you can see, this is the squat toilet used by the poisoned, look here! There’s the flush button! Just the right height, you can squat and press while you go, so it won’t sll too bad."
Tang Li: "..."
Soon, Song Jingtian appeared again.
With the cara in hand, he kept speaking: "Now let’s see the poisoned guests."
The cara turned toward the basin by the bed.
"The second reaction to mushroom poisoning is vomiting."
As the lens zood in, the vomit in the basin appeared on screen: "This whole basin filled by Annie’s Mother, besides mushrooms there are potato strips."
"Beep——" A lengthy and winding fart interrupted Song Jingtian’s ramblings.
Then ca another.
The little guy paused for a few seconds, expressing a sigh: "Annie’s Mother’s two farts sll quite strong."
Tang Li’s lips twitched, and the cara suddenly pointed at her.
"Upon hearing about a guest poisoning, Comrade Tang Li rushed to the scene imdiately," Song Jingtian narrated, grasping the cara handles tighter, lifting it up to focus on Tang Li’s face: "Today I’ll reveal this unsung hero quietly acting as an IV stand, she’s our intern mom Tang Li, a popular female star with beauty, wisdom, and a kind heart!"
Tang Li: "..."
This blood-soaked fa, Tang Li declined to partake.
As the cara lens lowered, she silently warned the little one: "That’s enough."
Just after she spoke, ng Shu began flirting with a mop.
"Tang Li is nowhere near your level, she lacks bust and butt, only her waist is adequate," he said.
Tang Li: "???"
"Don’t believe ?" ng Shu moved closer, deepening his gaze: "Earlier tonight, you two had dinner together, she was like undeveloped, watching her another second felt torturous, I even brought eye drops for this show."
Tang Li’s expression chilled, curling her lips.
Even a fool could discern ng Shu liked Kang Yunxi.
So much so—
He could flatter Kang Yunxi with no regard for facts, shalessly belittling her!
She didn’t need to refute; a vanguard had stepped forward.
Song Jingtian wielding the cara, bluntly retorted, "Nonsense! Tang Li may lack a bust and butt, but she doesn’t fart like Annie’s Mother!"
Tang Li:... ridiculous.
Then, Song Jingtian’s cara was snatched away.
The collar of his sleeping robe was also grabbed.
Tang Li handed the IV bag to a passing staff mber, carrying the little one out of Room 1.
Outside the courtyard, Tang Li held a crucial eting with Song Jingtian.
The eting’s central the was honestly and objectively evaluating her figure, avoiding skewed influence and brainwashing by ill-intentioned elents, thus distorting the truth.
"I didn’t distort the truth," the little one defended himself.
Speaking, his little cheeks flushed slightly, gently twisting his fingers, "If you were like Annie’s Mother, I wouldn’t like you."
"I need you to like ," soone still hadn’t cooled off.
On the way back, the little one continued, "To , you weigh the sa as Gisele Bundchen."
Tang Li: "..."
That was the real truth.
Recalling Song Jingtian’s words to her at Huafu No.1.
—Ah, the Old Song’s family’s devotedness!
Returning to Room 3, Tang Li closed the courtyard gate, Deng Xian appeared under the eaves like a ghost.
Holding a small egg-shaped microphone, he cast a forlorn gaze, just as Tang Li wanted to ask him sothing, Deng Xian activated the mic, his accusation echoing above the courtyard: "Tang Li, you have no heart!"
Tang Li: "...?"
"I barely made it onto the trending search, and you suppress !"
"How did I suppress you?"
Tang Li was perplexed.
Deng Xian retrieved a tablet from behind, reading aloud from the screen: "Tang Li has no bust, trending search one; Tang Li lacks butt, trending search two; Tang Li undeveloped, trending search three; #RejectedByTheLingerieIndustryFemaleStar#: topic leader."
More importantly—
"Didn’t you say ng Shu likes n?"
"... Likes n?"
The lingering sound wafted across the courtyard, entering live broadcast caras.
Tang Li: "..."
Half an hour later, the topic leader exploded [BOOM].
—#TangLiProvedPresidentngOfRongxunTechnologyIsBisexual#.
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