Rather Than The Son, I’ll Take The Father

Ibecameaside-characterwhodiedinanguishbecauseofhergood-for-nothinghusband.IfIcan’tavoidgettingmarried,whydon’tIchangewhoImarryinstead?“Excellent,marriagesoundsgood.”“Wisechoice.Thenlet’shaveaweddingceremonythatisn’ttooceremonious.Followingthat,I’llneedyoutogodowntotheFiefandbehaveliketheladyofthehouseuntilIcallforyou.Naturally,therewon’tbeanytimetospendinleisurewhilstdousingyourselfinluxuries.”“I’mnotmarryingyou,butyourfatherinstead.”“……Pardon?”“I’mnotgoingtomarryyou.Doyouhaveaproblemwiththat?”