Synopsis

DumbledorealwaysbelievedVoldemortwasthegreatestthreattothewizardingworlduntilathousand-year-oldvampireshowedupatHogwartswiththedeedinhand—“Athousandyearshavepassed,andHogwarts'leaseisup!”saidDracula.“Headmaster,youwouldn'twantyourstudentstobehomeless,wouldyou?”“Whatdoyouwant?”Dumbledoreaskedgravely.“Anythinginteresting.”“Well,IthinkthepositionofDefenseAgainsttheDarkArtsprofessorisquiteinteresting!”...Andso,Hogwartsgainedaprofessorwhocouldn’tbedismissed.McGonagall:“Albus,Idon'tthinkProfessorDracula'steachingissuitableforthepoorchildren!”Dumbledore:“There'snothingIcando,noonecanfirehim.”...Draco:“Myfatherisagovernor,I'llhavehimgetyoufired!”LuciusslappedDracoonthehead,“Mr.Dracula,Dracospeakswithoutthinking.Please,don'tfiretheBoardofGovernors!”...Thisisthestoryofavampirewholivedtoolongandfoundamusementinthewizardingworldoutofsheerboredom.