Synopsis

Rated18+[Maturescenes][Netori].(KidsgoreadShadowSlave.ಠ⁠⁠ಠ.)—————Yo,meetGezza,abasement-dwellingpervwho’smoreintimatewithhislaptop’sincognitomodethananyrealwoman.Hislife’samess—crustysocks,nachocrumbs,andswimsuitpostersmockinghislonelyass—untilheswipesacreepyoldbookfromademolishedlibrary.ThePlaybookletshimwriteanywoman’sname,andbam—she’shead-over-heels,seeinghimasherdreamstud.Gezzagoeswild,banginghishotneighborandeyeingaharemofInstagrambabes,buthere’sthekicker:everynamehewritessapshismojo,leavinghimwithacursedcaseoflimp-dickdoom.WillthissleazeballoutsmartthePlaybook’sprice,orishescrewedinallthewrongways?Diveintothisraunchy,laugh-out-loudurbanfantasywherelustmeetscosmicpayback!