On The Day Of My 100th Blind Date, I Arrested My Date

#rapiddevelopmentChenYan’s100thblinddatewentalittleofftangent.Hearrestedhisblinddate.…Hisblinddatesaid,“Sinceweareonablinddate,letusbefrankwitheachother.”Shecontinued,“Yoursalaryistoolowandyourhouseissmall.Tobehonest,ifitwasn’tforyourgoodlooks,ourdatewouldprobablyhaveendedhere.”Clearly,shewasnotverysatisfiedwithChenYan’scondition.Shesuggested,“Let’sdothis.Youputyourhouseundermynameandaskyourfamilytogetmeanothercarworthhalfamillion.Then,wecanconsiderworkingthisrelationshipout.”ChenYanwasalittlehesitantandshocked.Thisgirlwasevenmoredirectandmaterialisticthanhehadimagined.Shesaid,“Youdon’thavetospendacenttoputyourhouseundermyname.Asforthecar…tobehonest,thatamountisonlyworthamonthofmysalary.”Shechided,“Youarehesitantevenwhenaskedtodosuchsimplethings.Youaresuchamiser.”Sheconcluded,“Humph.Ihavenootherbusinesswithyou.Ishalltakemyleavenow.”ChenYan’sblinddateputonanarrogantexpression.Shehadannouncedthefinaloutcomeofthisblinddate.However,ChenYanfeltthatitmightbealittletoorushedtoendhis100thblinddatejustlikethat.Hesaid,“Missy,itisdebatablewhetherIamamiser.However,youcan’tleavenowevenifyouwantto.”Sheretorted,“Why?Asapoliceofficer,doyouplanonhoundingme?Ordoyouwantmetosettlethebill?Ha!Waiter,bringmethebill!”ChenYancouldspotthecontemptfromhisdate’sarrogantgaze.Houndingher?Gettinghertosettlethebill?“Youdon’thavetosettlethebill,”saidChenYanexpressionlesslyashetookoutapairofsilverhandcuffs.Hecontinued,“Pleasestandupandputyourarmsaroundyourhead.Youareunderarrest.”…[Ding!Congratulationsoncompletingyour100thblinddate.TheStrongestPoliceSystemhasbeenactivated.][Ding!Congratulationsonarrestingoneoftheprincipaloffendersofacybercriminalgroup.Asareward,thegenelockonyourolfactoryreceptorhasbeenunlocked.]