My Wife is an Evil Dragon

“Suchstrongholylight!Itspenetrationanddurationfarsurpassmyrace’s.Iapproveofit.”“It’sjustaflashlight…”“Arareandexoticbeastbreedingbox?Amilliontimesmoreadvancedthanmyrace’sanimalhusbandrytechniques!”“Thisisatelevision.It’splayinganaturedocumentary.”“Aricecooker,humanity’sgreatestinvention!”“You…youjustwanttoeat,don’tyou?!You’vebeenbackonEarthwithmeforsolong,andyouhaven’tlearnedanythingexcepthowtoeat!”✿✿✿AfterreturningtoEarthfromanotherworld,XiaLineverexpectedtoencounterhisformernemesis:apurebloodsilverdragonfromaworldofswordsandmagic.Fortunately,Earthhasnomagic,andthesilverdragonhadbecomeacompletechuunibyou.Inthisreasonablemodernsociety,XiaLidecidedtoturnthisenemyintoafriend.However,hewentabitoverboardandaccidentallyturnedhisenemyintohiswife.XiaLi,aBraveHerorecentlyreturnedfromathree-yeardragon-slayingstintinthemagicalworldofAzureContinent,findshimselfbackonEarthwithhistrustyDemonRepellingSword.Hisreturn,however,iscomplicatedbyanunexpectedstowaway:aminiaturized,amnesiacLuciaSivana,theverySilverDragonQueenhewassworntodefeat.Strippedofhermagicandmemories,LuciaisnowaseeminglynaiveteenagerwithaninsatiableappetiteandapenchantformisunderstandingEarthcustomsasstrangemagic.XiaLi,fearinglegalrepercussions,takesherin,becomingareluctantcaretakerfortheverydragonhewasmeanttodestroy.Ashenavigatesthecomplexitiesofpost-gradunemployment,onlinewritinggigs,andexplainingmodernsocietytoadragonwhothinksbreadpackagingishigh-leveldefensivemagic,XiaLifindshisfriendshipwithLuciaevolvinginunexpectedways.WillhesucceedinteachingLuciatherulesofEarth,orwillherdragoninstincts(andloveforshinythings)getthebetterofher?Andwhatwillhappenwhenthetruthoftheirpastcatchesuptothem?