My Sassy 'Crown Princess'

“YoumeanthatPrinceYuwantstomarryme?”

“Exactly,youngmaster,PrinceYuwantstomarryyou!”

“Hellno!Isheoutofhismind?Evenifwomanisararespeciesnowadays,astheprince,hecouldhaveachancetomarryone.Isitbecausehegotexcluded,ormaybehehassexualimpotence,sohecouldonlymarryaman?”

“No,PrinceYuischarming,majestic,endowedwithcivilandmartialvirtues,andalsoinperfecthealth.”

“Thenwhywouldhemarryme?”

“Maybebecauseofyourreputationoutthere.”

“Reputation?AmIquitefamous?”

“Ofcourse.Youngmaster,you’refar-famed.”

“Really?Whatdidtheysayaboutme?”

“Theysaidyouareugly,good-for-nothing,short-lived,afreak,withnomorals,andshameless…”…