My Beloved Concubine Only Wants to Eat Melons

Threeyearsafterenteringthepalace,YanShu,thebeautyofYongningPalace,hadneverseentheemperor'sface.Whileotherconcubinesschemedendlesslytowintheemperor'sfavor,shewastooabsorbedinhergossipsystemtocareaboutanythingelse.[ThesonoftheMarquisofLinwuisn'tactuallyhisown,tsktsk.][Thatoldfuddy-duddyMinisterofRitesishavinganaffairwithhisdaughter-in-law!!!][Ohmy,thestraight-lacedprinceconsortofPrincessAimaactuallyhasseveralmistressesontheside.]Withjuicyscandalsemergingdaily,whocouldevenrememberwhotheemperorwas?Littledidsheknow,onedayshewouldstumbleuponanearth-shatteringpieceofgossip—[Theoutwardlycoldandaloofiron-bloodedemperoractuallysuffersfromanunspeakableaffliction.]YanShu:"!!!Nowonderhenevervisitstheharem!"Waitaminute...Somethingdoesn'taddup...Thenwhywasshebroughttothepalaceinthefirstplace?!!ThenewEmperorYuWenlanhadtwosecrets.Sinceascendingthethrone,hehadgraduallylosthismanlyfunctions;Butatthesametime,hegainedtheabilitytoreadminds.Seeingfake,two-facedexpressionseverydaymadehimincreasinglycoldanddistant.Untiloneday,heheardauniqueinnervoice—[Whatadamnwaste!]YuWenlanpaused,narrowinghiseyesatthepureandinnocent-lookingyoungwoman.[Heavensabove,howcanyougivesuchahottieEDwithoutfeelingguilty?][Isn'tthereanywaytosavethesituation???][IftheAll-HealingElixirandManhoodRestorationPillsdidn'twork,hashetriedacupuncturetorevitalizeyangenergy?]YuWenlan:"???"EvenafterbecomingEmpress,YanShuneverknewhowsherepeatedlypushedtheemperor'sbuttonsyetstillbecamenumberoneinhisheart.Perhapsitwasjustgoodfortune.Bonusscene:Attheicelanternbanquet,whiletheemperorreceivedNewYear'sgreetingsfromhisofficials,hesecretlyeavesdroppedonhisbelovedconsort'sgossip.YanShu:[DukeCheng'eniskeepingmistressesyoungenoughtobehisgranddaughtersathisage.Howshameless!]YuWenlan:[Shameless???That'smyuncle...]YanShu:[HowhastheMarquisofLinwunotnoticedhissonlooksnothinglikehim?Poorman.]YuWenlan:[...Cometothinkofit,theyreallydon'tlookalike.WhatshouldIdo?ShouldIgivehimahint?]YanShu:[SothisistheungratefulChancellorofWenhuaAcademywhoabandonedhisformerlover?Whatahypocrite!]YuWenlan:[...ThemoreIlookatthatoldman,theshadierheseems.]1v1romanticcomedywithdescriptionsofdeliciousfood.Chapters63-65dealwiththerealvs.fakenobledaughtertrope.Contentwarninghasbeengiven,pleasereadwithcautionifsensitivetothistopic.OnGoingTheFakeHeiress’sInnerThoughtsWereHeardbyHerEntireFamilyOnGoingSheReincarnatedwiththeAncestorsoftheEmperorCompletedTheAncientMissTransmigratesintoaCEO’sWifeCompletedMyDadisMyMom’sMortalEnemyMoreSeries

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