Mind Reader? I'd Rather Quit Being Senior Brother!

[Comedy·Cultivation·Mind-Reading·Light-Hearted·MildSystemElement]XiaoLinthoughthislifeasacultivatorwouldbesmooth,quiet,anduneventful.Thatwas,untiltheusually-uselesssystem—onlygoodforissuingabsurdsidequestslike“pickflowers”or“gofishing”—suddenlygavehimoneseriousmission:"ResignfromyourroleasSeniorBrother."Tiredofthetitleanyway,XiaoLinfiguredhe’dstepdown…untilheapproachedhisjuniordisciples—Andstartedhearingtheirinnerthoughts.“SeniorBrother!Iloveyou!You'remyoneandonlyfive-starcharactercard!Don’tyoudarelookatanyothergirl!”Staringathiscoldandexpressionlesssecondjuniorsister…XiaoLin:"Huh?"“Inourpastlife,Iignoredyouradviceandmadeaterriblemistake.Thistime,I’llfollowyoureveryword.”Lookingathissilent,broodingthirdjuniorbrothergazingoffintothedistance…XiaoLin:"Whatnow?"“SeniorBrotherisjustasidecharacterinthenovel,buthe'ssohot...Doeshehaveabs?”Glancingathisfourthjuniorsisterwhokeptsneakilypeekingathiswaist…XiaoLin:"Excuseme?"“Theelementalenergyinthisworldisdecentfortraining,butit’sashameI’mstuckinagirl’sbody…Men’sbodiesarejustmorepractical.”Lookingathisfifthjuniorsisterwhowasdeepinmeditation…XiaoLin:"Whatthehellisgoingon?"Turnsout,everyonehastheirsecrets.AndXiaoLin?Hejustwantsapeacefulretirement—nottobecometheleadinachaoticlove-and-cultivationdrama!