Synopsis

“Thisgameistrash.”IspentmyFridaynightflamingthedevelopersofErosboundonthecommunityforums,cursingtheirancestorsforsixgenerationsbecauseofabrokenbossfight.Turnsout,youshouldn'tdothat.Iwokeupinsidethegame.Isthisstandardprotocolnow?Aregamedevsactuallygods?Iwasreadytoscream,butthenIsawher.Whyisthatmaidwearinganoutfitthatviolateseverylaborlawinexistence?AndwhyisshecallingmeMasterwiththathungrylookinhereyes?BeforeIcouldevenaskforapausemenu,shewasalreadyonherknees,givingmy...Excalibur...averyenthusiasticpolish.Holysh*t.Thisfeelsheavenly.Itakeitback.Devs,youaregeniuses.Ifthisparadiseisthepunishmentfortoxicity,Ishouldhaveflamedyousooner.I’mAlexEdelhart,andI’mabouttospeedrunthisharem.Author'sNote:WARNING:Thisisapurefantasyadultnovel.Donotbringyourlogic,physics,orreal-worldmoralshere.Thisworldrunson“EroticGameLogic.”Ifyouarelookingforadeepphilosophicalplot,lookelsewhere.Intellectuals,stayaway.Thisisstrictlyforthemenofculture.Tags:[R-18][Harem][Academy][System][Maids][MILF][MonsterGirls][WeaktoStrong][Comedy][HighSmut][NoNTR]