I’ve Transmigrated Into This Movie Before

–Question:“Whatisscarierthanthepersonalexperienceoftransmigratingintoahorrormovie?”Anonymous:“Transmigratingintoamovieyou’veneverseenbefore.”–“Poorcomment!There’snothingscaryaboutthat!”Anonymousreply:“Yousure?Canyoubesureyourdadisn’tamu*derer?Canyoubecertainyourspouseisn’touttokillyouforinsurancemoney?Canyouevenbecertainthereisn’tanyhiddenlethalweaponinyourson’slunchbox?Thescariestthingisthatyouhaveneverseenthismoviebeforeso,youhaveabsolutelynoideaofany‘surprise’thatawaitsyouahead!”Hence,thisnovelisalsocalled[’surprise’thatawaitsyou].