Synopsis

Ifoundmyselfinaparalleluniverse,awakeningasamalepriest.Everythingseemedperfect;afterall,asahealer,specializinginaidingwomenshouldposenoissue,right?However,Icouldn’thelpbutwonderaboutsomepeculiarspellsinmyrepertoire.Firstly,whatintheworldisthe“InstantaneousOutbreakofAcuteGastroenteritis”spell?Anddon’tevengetmestartedonthe“Osteoporosis”spell.Whatpurposecouldtheseserveinmyhealingendeavors?Theconfusiononlydeepenedwithspellslike“BloodBurn,”“GradualFreeze,”and“MentalChaos.”CanIstillpeacefullyfocusonhealingwomenwithsuchominousabilities?Comparingmyspellstothoseofotherprofessions,Icouldn’thelpbutnoticethestarkcontrast.Mageswield“Doomstorm”and“IceAge,”swordsmenboast“SwordRain:Homecoming”and“Wind-CutterSlash,”whilearchersshowcase“ArrowRain:ShootingStars”and“StormArrow.”Yet,myultimatespellsaredisturbinglynamed“CancerCellProliferation,”“T-VirusInfection,”and“RabiesOutbreak.”Inthemidstofitall,acertaincharacter,somecryinggirl,laments,“Noooo,Ijusttookabath,whowouldhavethoughtthatIwouldbecomeinfected!”Meanwhile,avillainchillinglyasks,“Doanyofyouknowwhatitfeelsliketoburstapartwhilespoutingblood?No!Youdon’tknow!”Evenabosscharacterconfesses,“Dearfamily,whocanunderstand?Ijusttookanap,andwhenIwokeup,IsuddenlyfoundthatIhavenokidneys!”