I’m Ready for Divorce!

Intheoriginalstory,themaleleadaccusedhisex-wifeofabusinghimwhenhewasyounger.Butunliketheoriginalstory,Iraisedmyyounghusbandasifhewasmybrother.Whenmyhusbandwenttowar,Istartedpreparingforadivorce.Becauseiftheoriginalstoryistrue,themaleleadwillfallinlovewiththeprincessoftheruinedcountryandbringherback!That’swhyinsteadoffollowingtheroadthatleadstodefeat,Iintendedtogetadecentdivorce.Whilepreparingforthat,Itooksomemoneyandearnedquiteafortune.I’vealsodevelopedacurebecauseIdidn’twanttodieofincurablediseasesliketheoriginalvillainess.Allthat’sleftisgettingdivorced!*Mycutelittlehusbandcamehomeandgrewuptobesuchafineman!Butdon’tworry,I’mallsettodivorceyou!Oddlyenough,thereactionofmyhusbandisalittlestrange.“WhileIwasfightingonthebattlefield,youwerepreparedtorunaway.”Hesmileddangerously,whilstwrappingmywaistwithhisbighands.“Areyouhavinganaffair?”Unliketheprettycornersofhismouth,hiseyeswereburninghot.No…..youknow,I’mreadytogetdivorced…..