I’m Not Sorry But The Prince Will Marry Me Anyway

Ipossessedaminorcharacterwhomarriestheprince.

I’mnotthrilledaboutit.Theprinceisascumbagwhoflirtswiththeheroinedespitebeingengagedandeventuallygetsdefeatedbytheoriginalmalelead.Intheepilogue,allhedoesisapologizetohisfiancéeandmarryher,withbarelyalinetohisname.

Well,hispersonalityistwisted,butatleasthe’shandsome.Andsincehe’sthethirdprince,hedoesn’thavetoshouldertheburdenofrulingthekingdom.That’sdecenthusbandmaterial,Isuppose.

Goahead,makeafoolofyourself.You’regoingtomarrymeanyway.

I’lljustsitbackandenjoywatchingyourembarrassinghistoryunfold.

“DorisRedfield.Don’texpectmetoaskyoutodanceatthisball.Maybenotatthenextoneeither.Ortheoneafterthat.”

“Yes,YourHighness.Asyouwish.”

“Eventhoughwe’reengaged…wait,what?”

“It’sjustajokeproposalourparentsoncetossedaround,isn’tit?Youdon’tneedtotakeitseriously,YourHighness.I’mreallyfinewithit.”

“…Isthatso?Yes,that’s…fine,right?”

Whyareyoupanicking,prince?

Youstartedspoutingnonsensefirst.Where’syourconscience?

Butthen,thisguyreallyhastheaudacitytoasksomethingoutrageous.

“…Doyou,perhaps,haveanotherman?”

Theguywhoflirtedwiththeoriginalheroineissayingthisnow?

Calmdown.He’llregretthislater.AllIneedtodoisremainadevotedfiancéeuntilthen.

“Whatareyoutalkingabout?Awomanlikeme…plain,notbeautiful,withagloomypersonality,whatmanwouldeven—”

“What?Whodaredtosaythataboutyou?”

…Youdid,intheoriginalstory.

Thisguyisactingweird.

Buthe’snottheonlyproblem.

“MydearlittlesisterDoris,thatdressyou’rewearingtodayisdreadful.NowondertherearerumorsHisHighnesshasabandonedyou.”

“Well,itcan’tbehelped.HisHighnessistoogoodformeanyway.”

“…Holdon.Toogood?Whosaidthat?Wait,wereyoureallydumped?”

Theoriginalvillainess,whoalsohappenstobemyoldersister,Natalie,issuddenlyinterestedinmylovelife.

Whyarealltheoriginaltr*shycharactersgrowlingateachotherovermenow?!