I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror Chapter 235 - 203: Mu Xitang’s Drool

Watching the intellectually touching pink-haired girl, Hei i lightly hopped and carried her off the cow horn.

"Sect Hierarch Xi Tang, actually, if you just don’t stand on the cow horn, the cows can get through."

It was precisely because she stood stiffly and blankly on the cow horn that the dairy cow couldn’t pass.

Mu Xitang: ...

Knowing is enough, why say it out loud?

Won’t this make seem dumb?

Could it affect my image in everyone’s hearts?

But, to be fair, the door design of this high-speed rail station was indeed huge, to accommodate such a big dairy cow.

Looking at Mu Xitang in Hei i’s arms, Jiang Xiao seed rather pensive.

"You guys say, why are the subway doors so small in real life? Look at the morning rush in Capital City or during the cherry blossom season; they squish people flat. If they made the doors bigger, wouldn’t it be less likely to get crowded when boarding the train?"

Ah, this...

You’d have to suffer a decade-long brain thrombosis to ask such a question, right?

And obviously, with the intellect of the three bearded n, they couldn’t answer this question.

It’s definitely related to so professional knowledge in dynamics.

Researchers design it this way for a reason; it’s niche knowledge.

"The train is here!"

’Squeak~’

Following the sound of the brakes upon arrival, the automatic doors instantly opened.

Jiang Xiao and his group boarded the train in a carriage pulled by two dairy cows.

And as soon as these eccentrics boarded, they attracted all the attention in the carriage.

A polite-looking lady with glasses imdiately bristled and pressed the help button beside her seat.

"Oh my God, look at this! How can they bring dirty dairy cows on board? This is worse than Shanina Levy’s stinky stockings. Where’s the attendant? I want to complain!"

After receiving the complaint, a train attendant quickly ran over from another carriage.

"Sorry, madam, we’ve received reports that these passengers... uh, the items they are carrying, are indeed legal and compliant."

Everyone: ? ? ?

Is this not outrageous?

"This young and beautiful train attendant, you’re telling him riding in a cow cart is legal and compliant?!"

"Uh, actually, this is a toy car, and, um, this dairy cow is actually... a pet."

Everyone: ? ? ?

No need for everyone’s skeptical looks. The lady turned so red her ears blushed.

But this was an order directly from the station master, and had to be obeyed.

A city-dwelling blonde lady frowned and covered her nose disdainfully.

"Hmph! These filthy country folks shouldn’t even sit on the seats, I can’t stand the sll!"

Another girl not far from her echoed.

"Exactly, just look at these country folks coming into the city. I’ve seen plenty of them, like that old man covered in mud just now. It’s already sothing letting them into the carriage, they should just find a corner to squat in; why sit at all?"

People started talking, and quickly many started making passive-aggressive comnts towards Jiang Xiao and his group.

"Bro Jiang Xiao, should we?" Bearded asked Jiang Xiao’s opinion.

But the latter was just squinting his eyes trying to sleep, mainly because Mu Xitang kept kicking the comforter off last night and Jiang Xiao couldn’t sleep well at all.

Without Jiang Xiao speaking up, they, of course, didn’t dare stand out.

But as these won continued their insults, the bearded man and Curly Hair felt sothing wasn’t quite right.

Weird...

They had resolved not to act, yet why was their anger growing even stronger?

It had even beco too strong for them to suppress.

Just as they were about to lose control, the only boy wearing glasses in the train car couldn’t stand it anymore and started defending Jiang Xiao and his group.

"Can you guys talk less? They also pay and buy tickets to board the train. How can you be so excessive?"

"Oh! Soone’s speaking up for these village folks? What, does your family have so farrs too?"

"Not just that? I bet he’s surely dragged his poor relatives into this."

A few won managed to turn the righteous young man red in the face and thick in the neck with just a few words.

But he seed to be hesitating about sothing and didn’t dare to retort to the won’s remarks.

"Oh, my God, please, can you all stop arguing? I..."

The train attendant Miss also didn’t know how to handle the situation.

"Shut your mouths!"

Initially not wanting to speak, Mu Xitang heard soone supporting him and getting mocked, and he directly erged from the carriage, hands on his hips, perched on the big cow’s horns to strike back.

"I wouldn’t even want to sit on these broken, stiff chairs for free! Are the silk cushions in the car not soft enough, or is the cow’s back not fragrant enough? A bunch of provincials who have never seen the world."

"Hey, four-eyed boy, where are you from? Got a big brother covering you? If not, co with . I Am Mu Xitang, known as the Protector of the South. Follow , and I guarantee you’ll eat and drink well!"

"Miss in uniform, don’t trouble yourself with these unabashed, fat ladies’ offspring. I Am Mu Xitang, sell so tissues; leave these people to to handle, how about that?"

Everyone: ...

In just a few sentences, it almost made their CPUs smoke.

What is this little devil with pink hair?

But one can’t help but acknowledge her linguistic prowess.

Her first sentence snapped back at the old won.

Her second sentence took care of the four-eyed boy who spoke for her.

The last sentence allowed the troubled train attendant Miss to stay out of the affair.

It was her old soul in a young body, not really, it was rather an "early matured" vibe that was really out of place.

"Okay, everyone, let’s calm down. I’ll provide a deluxe lunch for you all soon," said the train attendant Miss before she left.

"Ding Dong, the train for Unity Village has arrived."

"Uh... It’s my stop!"

The four-eyed boy appears to be afraid of sothing, grabbing his bag and hurriedly getting off the train.

Leaving only Mu Xitang and these won glaring at each other.

Both sides were filled with explosive tension.

However, soon, two new passengers boarding the train diluted the tense atmosphere.

They had already left the village’s vicinity, and from now on the people boarding and alighting at each stop were increasing.

Many people were also complaining about the gigantic carriage and cow occupying the train carriage.

Especially so delicate won, constantly making sarcastic remarks about Mu Xitang, who was emitting a strong sll (actually just the sll of cow milk).

Little Pink Hair certainly wouldn’t tolerate it!

She stood astride on the two horns of Big Flower, opened fire fully, her mouth spraying as she retorted loudly.

In terms of scolding people.

Little Pink Hair already had the embryonic form of the "linguistic battle" Jiang Xiao had in Room 10 previously.

But she was still sowhat unsure about the vital points, not able to break down opponents as her father could.

The verbal duel ended with the train attendant Miss delivering the deluxe lunch.

Taking the lunchbox as she entered the carriage, Mu Xitang stuck her head out again and threatened.

"Wait, you little rascals, after I finish my al, I’ll give you a good teaching!"