I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror Chapter 236 - 204: The Fairy Law

Ouch, fuck!

These won had already felt humiliated because a little girl around five or six years old got in their faces and insulted them.

Now, this last provocative threat from the pink-haired kid dealt a considerable blow to their spirits.

Although... but...

So people, looking at the free luxurious lunches in their hands, suddenly felt that those on the ox cart weren’t so excessive after all.

After all, they hadn’t lost anything, right?

They said it was dirty and slly, but in fact, the odor on the ox cart wasn’t that bad.

Most importantly, they got to freeload a lavish lunch set worth up to ten Gold Coins!

Let’s face it, no one’s money cos from a gust of wind.

If it weren’t for the free giveaway, 98% of them would never choose to buy this kind of high-speed rail al that only a total sucker would eat.

Beggars can’t be choosers, a boy started telling the won to stop arguing.

It would have been better if he hadn’t tried to diate; his intervention only made the situation even harder to control.

"What do you an, telling us to stop arguing? You think only we are the ones making noise?"

"Are you suggesting that we’re shrewish? Or do you think won are easy to bully? Let tell you, we’re living in an era of equality! Don’t even think about oppressing and humiliating us won like in ancient tis!"

The man’s face turned white, and he hurriedly tried to explain.

"No, no, no, that’s not what I ant. What I ant was that it’s fate for us all to be on the sa train, so why not make a concession, and communicate calmly and peacefully? Besides, we’ve got the lunch box compensation, right?"

"Make a concession? Why don’t you ask that little brat to take a step back? Do you think little girls are more vulnerable than a woman like ?"

"People have fathers, we don’t! By comparison, we are the vulnerable group!"

"Exactly, gender equality, I’ve long suggested separate carriages for n and won!"

"Hehehe, look at this man, so naïve, bought over by a lunch box? Totally spineless~"

...

Listening to the incessant chatter outside.

The pink-haired kid who barely swallowed a few bites of food was preparing to go out and clash again.

"Sit down and eat your food!"

Jiang Xiao scolded her.

"But there are people outside cursing at !"

"It’s okay, you guys eat, I’ll go check it out."

Jiang Xiao’s entrance didn’t catch the attention of the others.

Because the several "fairies" there were furiously accusing the n in the carriage of oppressing won.

Seeing that the others dared not to rebut, Jiang Xiao just moved closer to listen in.

By then, these won had turned their guns towards the issue of n smoking.

From human morality and flawed worldviews to being the fuse for the Third World War.

Anyway, according to this young lady, all kinds of events were caused by n smoking!

Really.

All sorts of outrageous statents left Jiang Xiao, a genuine lunatic, absolutely flabbergasted.

"So why, exactly, should you n be allowed to smoke?" the young lady demanded aggressively.

The man wore an innocent expression, near the point of breakdown, as he desperately tried to explain himself.

"Sister, I’m not smoking right now, and besides, isn’t smoking banned on subways..."

"Did I say you smoked on the subway? Can you pay attention to what I’m saying? Are you disrespecting ?"

"My point is why do you n like to smoke? Just because you’re not smoking now doesn’t an you won’t smoke off the subway. I can’t wait until you start smoking to lecture you; I must nip your evil inclination to smoke in the bud!"

The other won also seized the opportunity to condemn this poor guy.

"Anyway, you n smoking is just an oppression of us won!"

"Yes, we age so fast, and it’s inseparable from the secondhand smoke you guys exhale!"

୧(།#⁼̴﹏⁼̴)"Er, you ladies can smoke too, right? Gender equality, and the law doesn’t ban won from smoking..."

The won: ....

The guy’s comnt had the woman stumped.

But they quickly found a counterargunt.

"Do we won smoke as much as you n? The poor air quality nowadays, including global warming, the lting of the Arctic, and the skyrocketing divorce rates, are all because you n love to smoke! What does that have to do with us won?"

"That’s right, ignoring the facts for a mont, if you n dare to smoke today, tomorrow you’ll dare to hit your own wives!"

Damn!

The man’s body stiffened.

The accusations were huge, leaving him no room for discussion, and they were slapped onto him in an instant.

Another sharp-eyed fairy imdiately spotted that this guy was sitting between two seats and seized the opportunity to mock him.

"Oh? I just realized, you are hogging two seats all to yourself! What’s the matter? Trying to assert your masculinity?"

"No, it’s just that there are plenty of seats available on the carriage now, and these seats are connected. I didn’t notice the dividing line, so I just sat down carelessly."

"Tsk, sat down carelessly? What a ’careless’ sit-down."

The girl raised her cara and took several pictures of the guy, then she started fiddling with her screen.

A cucumber-man effect appeared on her phone screen.

"Family, who can understand? I’m saving my girls from a minefield here. I just encountered a manspreader on the high-speed train, he was..."

"Holy shit!"

The guy panicked instantly. Was he really going to be exposed online just for accidentally sitting between two seats?

"No way! Didn’t I say it was an accident? And look, plenty of seats here are empty. If soone ca, I would have certainly noticed that I was sitting off-center, Nuonuo! And you bla , the girl sitting opposite is hogging three seats! Why don’t you ntion her?"

The crowd followed his pointing finger.

The woman occupying three seats was none other than the one who had just mocked the guy for being inexperienced and unable to afford high-speed train als.

At the mont, she was arranging the complintary train al carefully on her seat.

She was taking pictures and editing them with her iPhone 15 Pro Max Kuku, bought on a 24-month installnt plan.

Finally, she nonchalantly added a carefully crafted caption.

"Fam, stick to being independent won, loving yourself is better than loving others, a ten Gold Coin al box, tsk, actually it’s just so-so."

Though she was said to be occupying three seats, her bags were also taking up a seat, so in reality, she was hogging four seats for herself.

Uh...

Everyone turned their gaze back to the woman arguing with the guy, eager to hear her explanation.

"Uh..."

The woman spread her hands and resorted to the fairy principle.

ʅ(･´～･｀)ʃ

"Let’s set aside the fact that my girl is hogging seats for now, we are won after all! What does it matter if we take up a little more space to take so photos? We won need to live a bit more delicately than you n, don’t we? Besides, there are not that many people in the carriage anyway, it’s not wrong even if my sister takes up ten seats!"

The crowd: ? ? ?

Wang Defa?

The air instantly fell silent.

The guy’s eyes rolled back from this tit-for-tat combination blow.

Jiang Xiao, who had been watching the drama for a while, was also stunned.

This woman thinks it’s not wrong for one person to take up ten seats?

At this mont, he finally sorted out who was right and who was wrong.

’Pop!’

The crisp sound of a slap echoed in the quiet carriage, unusually piercing.