I Want to Slack Off at the Demon Bureau

Afterthreeyearsofstrugglinginthebigcity,ChuZhishuifinallymanagedtosaveenoughmoneytobuyahome.However,shediscoveredthatshewastheonlyhumaninhernewworkplace?ChuZhishui:Areevensupernaturalcreaturesseekingstablejobswithironricebowlsnow?–Intheoffice,ChuZhishuigraduallyadaptedtoworkingatthesupernaturalbureau.Despiteherdiligenceanddedication,shecouldn’tescapethegossipandsocialnicetiesofasmalltown,facingtheenthusiasticattentionofthematchmakingdepartmenthead.SupernaturalDepartmentHead:“LittleChu,you’redoingsowellatwork.Haveyouconsideredsettlingdownandstartingafamily?Letmesetyouupwithsomeone.Doyouhaveanyrequirements?”ChuZhishuisilentlyrecitedthemantraofsinglehoodinhermind,butnotwantingtodampenthemood,shedecidedtobedeliberatelydemanding:“Idon’taskformuchinapartner.Justsomeonegood-looking,filialtomyparents,capableofdoinghousework,andabletoearnmoneytosupportthefamily…”Thesupernaturaldepartmentheadrepliedreadily:“Great,I’llfindsomeoneforyou!”ChuZhishuisteeledherselfandaddedwithgrittedteeth:“…andtheymustbeabletobearchildren!”Justasshethoughtthedepartmentheadwouldgiveup,theotherpartyhadasuddenrealization:“Theoneinyourofficecanbearchildren!Whydon’tyoujustadmityoulikehim?”ChuZhishui:???–ChuZhishui:IthoughtIcouldslackoffatmyjobinthesupernaturalbureau,butitturnsoutthatwasjustwishfulthinking.