I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

ThethirdyoungmasteroftheGuhousehold,GuYe,hadawoodenpersonality,astutteringspeech,couldn’trememberananswerafterbeingtoldtentimes,didn’tdaretoprotestafterbeingbullied,wasconsideredtheshameofhighsociety.Hisfather,inafitofanger,senthimbacktotheoldhomeinthecountryforthenewyear.Butunexpectedly,hecamebacklikeanewperson,inhalfayeartestingintothetopuniversityofthecapitalwiththehighestscoreinthewholeschool.

Theentirehighsocietycirclewasshocked!

Afterreceivinghisacceptanceletter,theGufamilysearchedforGuYeforthreedays,andfinallyfoundhimunderanunassumingoverpass.TheGuYewhousedtoremainsilentafterbeingbeatenhadlaidoutastall,steppingonafewhoodlumsbeneathhisfoot,andwassellingdrawingswhilehecalledout:“ExorcismWards!Guanyinsafetytalismans!Wardsagainstevilforthehouse!Anti-goblinanddemontalismans!……Supersaleonwardsandtalismans!Ifyouhavetherightkarma,88perward!Don’tpassthisby!”

Helookeddownbeneathhisfoot,sayingwithagrin:“IhavespecialGiveUpWickednessTalismans,Ithinkyoueachneedthree.”

Sassingheaven,earth,andair,ifyoudon’tobeythenlet’sfightanddon’tblather,supernaturalartsgrandmasterbottom.Polishedscoundrel,beastinhumanclothing,wife-spoilingmaniac,black-belliedtop.