I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

Freshmanyearmilitarytraining,underthescorchingsun:

NewschoolgrassRanNingmu,hisshouldersarewideandhislegs–long,histemperamentisthatofdarkspring.Heisbusycapturingthesmilesofcountlessxuejie.

FormerschoolgrassAnYouxi,hisfaceisrefreshingandhiseyebrows–clear,histemperamentisthatofclearwater.Heisbusycapturingtheeventsofthemilitarytraining.

Then,whenthetwolookedateachother:

RanNingmu:Cute,Iwanttodohim.

AnYouxi:Cute,Iwanttobedonebyhim.

Then,afterthetwogottogetheratrocketspeed:

RanNingmuthoughtAnYouxilikedthelittlemilkdogtype,soevenifheisobviouslyabigbadwolfhemuststilldisguisehimselfasagrass-grazingsheep.

AnYouxithoughtRanNingmulikedthepuretype,soevenifhereallywantstolickthewolfdog’sfurhemuststillnotsayanything.

Butinreality:

RanNingmu:Drinking√,Fighting√,DyedHair√,Tattoos√,InappropriateClothing√,UndergroundMotorRacingKing√

AnYouxi:30GBof“research”√Innumerableamountofsmutbooks√Fullsetofshamelessmanxmananimations√Professionalcoquettishshouvixenfamousamongtheonlinevoiceactingcommunity√

Untiloneday,whenAnYouxiwasperformingalivedubbing,RanNingmusuddenlyenteredthroughthedoor.Inhissurprise,AnYouxiaccidentallyunpluggedhisheadphonescausingtheroomtobeinstantlyfilledwiththesexylowhoarsevoiceofthegongVAontheoppositeside.

AnYouxiandRanNingmu:“…..”

RanNingmutookadeepbreathandeasilyshutthedoorwithaslamalongtheway.

Twohourslater:

RanNingmu:Soyou’reactuallyaseductiveshou.

AnYouxi:Soyou’reactuallyawolfdog.

Infact,doingitonlyonceperweekwastroublingforRanNingmuaswell.Afterspeakingtotheotherparty,don’tevenaskaboutRanNingmu’smood,heisfilledwithregret.

RanNingmu:HadIknownfromthebeginningthatgegelikesthewildtype,Iwouldn’thavehadtopretendforsolong.