I Only Choked on Noodles, Why Am I Here?! [BL]

---HanYanthoughthislifecouldn’tgetanymoreembarrassingafterdyingfromchokingoncheapinstantnoodles.Butwhenheopenedhiseyesagain,hefindshimselftrappedinhissister’sfavoriteBLnovelastheHanfamily’scannon-fodderhusband,fatedtodiemiserablyinthemountains.Heknowstheplot.Heknowstheending.Andheknowshe’smeanttosufferwhiletheMaleLeadbasksinhappiness.Theproblem?Thefragile,tearfulhusbandbesidehimisfartoopitiful,andHanYanheresupposedlya“straightman”can’tstopfeelingprotective.Armedonlywithhisknowledgeofthestory,hedeclares:“Forgettheplot.ForgettheMaleLead.I’llsurviveandkeepmydelicatehusbandsafe!”Butsurvivalisn’tsimplewhenyourschemingstepmotherhasherownplans,greedyrelativescirclelikevultures,andthestory’sprotagonistcouldappearatanymoment.JustwhenHanYanthinkslifeinthisstrangeworldcan’tgetanystranger,amysteriouscatsuddenlyappears,averymassiveplotholethathecouldonlyscoldthesillyauthor.ItspresencepullsHanYanandLiXinintoeventsfarbeyondtheircontrol.Thisstorymixeslightheartedhumor,warmth,andslow-burnaffectionwithlightcultivation,danger,andemotionalhealingasHanYanstrugglesbetweenfateandhisgrowingfeelingsforLiXinthehusbandhewasnevermeanttoknow.---