I Just Want to Farm, But My Beasts Keep Evolving!!

AllRaidenwantedtodowastofarmquietly.Afterdyinginhisoldworldandwakingupinthebodyofafreshlygraduatednobodyinaworldfullofmonstersthatarebiggerthanthetallestskyscrapers,Raidenmadeaquick,sensibledecision:avoidingdangeratallcosts.Forgetbecomingabattlemasterandmonster-infestedfrontiers,hejustwantedtotakehislittlesisterSylviaandretiretotheirinheritedfarmtoraisesheep.Peaceful,profitable,andmostimportantly,safe.Hismasterplan?BuythecheapestWoolieinthemarket,shearitswool,andliveofftheprofits.Simple,right?Whatcouldgowrong?AsMurphy'sLawstates,anythingthatcangowrongwillgowrong.Themomenthebroughthisadorablesheep,hischeatsystemactivated,lettinghimappraiseandimprovethepotentialofanythinghetouched.Andeverythingstartedgoingdownhillfromthere.Afewenhancementslater,hisWoolieisproducingluxurywoolthathasfashiondesignerslosingtheirminds.Andunlikeothersheep,thisonelovedtotrainandbattle,somuchthatitloseshalfofitbeforethesellperiod.“It'sfine,”Raidenassuredhimself.“It'sjustasheep.Averyprofitablesheep.”Thenitevolves.Andkeepsevolving.Andsuddenlyhis“harmlessfarmanimal”iscreatingthundercloudsthatcandestroyawholecontinent.Hethoughttheproblemwasonlywithhissheep;therestoftheTerrabeastswouldbepeaceful.Therealproblem,though?EveryTerranherescuesthinksthesameway:“Masterissokind!Hedoesn'tforceustobattle!Wemusttrainextrahardtoprotecthim!”Now,allhissupposedlypeaceful,peace-lovingTerransarechallengingwildTerranstoduelswhilehechuckspillstocontrolhisBloodPressureinthebackground.Hisgeniuslittlesisterislandingscholarshipsleftandright,andtheContinentalAlliancewon'tstopsendinghimtournamentinvitationshedesperatelywantstodecline.AllRaidenwantsistofarminpeace,payoffhisdebts,andmaybe—justmaybesurvivelongenoughtoseeSylviagraduate.Isthatreallytoomuchtoask?Apparently,yes.