I Can Do It (ICDI)

ForacertainLOLcompetition,acertainonlinestreamerfamousforpissingpeopleoffwascurrentlyexplainingandbroadcastingitatthesametime.Streamer:Thissupport,sotr*sh.Streamer:Ifthatjunglerwasmyteammate,Iwouldalreadybeidlingatthefountainandplayingpianoforhimbynow.Streamer:Irecommendthatthisplayergobackandproperlypracticehowtolasthit.Audience:Whatbullshit!Ifyou’reanybetter,thenyoudoit!Streamer:DaddyIreallycandoit.Audience:Okokok.IfyoucandoitthenI’llchopoffmyheadsoyoucankickit.Afewmonthslater,LOL’sveteranproteamTTCannouncedanewmidlaner,Soft.AboywithflashybluehairappearedinfrontoftheaudienceandplayedZedtoutterperfection,killingeveryonehesaw,causingallthefemalefanstobegintoeingthelineofinfidelity.DuringtheMVPinterviewafterthematch,everyoneheldtheirbreathandeagerlywatchedthisnewcomer.Onlytoseetheboyacceptthemicrophone,smileandask,“ThatwaterfriendwiththeStarTVuserID‘SuburbKing101,’myteam’saddressisontheofficialwebsite,whenwillyoumailyourheadover?”Afteracertainregularseasonmatchfinished,thestaffmemberwentbackstagetourgetheteammemberstogoonstageandconducttheirinterviews,onlytoseeTTC’snewmidlanerandjunglerstandinginthecorner.TTC’snumberoneace·junglerdaddyRoadpressedtheirteam’snewmidlanerSoftagainstthewall.Heloweredhiseyesandaskedlowly,“Attheinterview,doyouknowwhatyoudid?”Thatquick-temperedmidlaner,whohadsolidifiedhisimageasatrollintheaudience’seyestheveryfirsttimehewentonstage,turnedcompletelyred.“Iknow.Iwon’tcurseatanyone…Idefinitelywon’tcurseatanyone.”