Synopsis

Step1:Inheritacreepyoldmansion.Step2:Unlockacursedsystemthatmakesgirlsfalldangerouslyinlovewithyou…justbysaying“hi.”Step3:Learnthatifyoudon’trejectthemwithin10texts,somethingterriblehappens.Myname’sRen.Andapparently,I’mthe“CatalystforAffection-BasedCatastrophes.”(Yeah.That’sliterallywhatitsaid.)Mypeacefulnewlife?Over.NowI’mstuckinahousefullofmagicallyunstablegirls:Asword-swingingelf.Afiremagewithzeropersonalboundaries.AstrictclassrepwhofaintsifIsomuchaslookather.Andawitchwhocursedthebathroommirrortospyonme.They’rebeautiful.They’repowerful.They’redangerouslyobsessed.AndifImessthisup,someone’sgoingtogethurt—maybeme.Rejectthemtoolate?Gameover.Fallforoneofthem?Evenworse.Thisisn’tadatingsim.It’ssurvivalofthecutest.Welcometomylife.It'snotjustaharem.It'sahostagesituation.