Help! I’ve Been Controlled By An Evil God Player!

I,VivianViolet—sincethatday,itseemsI’vebeentargetedbyanEvilGod!Itkeepsmutteringthingslike“leaderboards,”“PVP,”“pay-to-win,”“lootboxes,”andotherwordsIdon’tunderstand,thentakescontrolofmybodyandmakesmedoallsortsofunbelievablethings.ItgrantedmethepowerofanEvilGod,allowingmetoobtainaprofessionthatordinarypeoplecouldonlydreamof.【PeacePrincess】It’saspecialclassthatcanmanuallycraftsomethingcalledC4.Supposedly,thisC4canputtheLostintoababy-likesleep.Butwait…whydoesC4havetobethrown?Shouldn’titbesomethinglikeamusicboxthatplaysalullaby?SohowexactlydoesthisC4maketheLostfallintoababy-likesleep?Inshort,thisEvilGodisalwayscontrollingmybodytodoallkindsoflawlessthings—includingbutnotlimitedtoblowingupchurches,soloingcultiststrongholds,stealingcandyfromlittlegirls,and,intheend,tossingoutaworld-ending“nuclearpeace”duringawarbetweentwonations.“Thatfree,silentnukehasnothingtodowithme!ItwasalltheEvilGod’sdoing!”Facingthegods’crusade,thepitifulEvilGodViviansaidthis.……MynameisJiangChen,awell-knowngamereviewer.IjustfinishedtestingagamecalledEternalEra.Butrightnow,I’mpanicking—becausejustmomentsago,aspatialriftappearedinmyhouse,andablonde,twin-tailedlittlegirlsteppedoutfromit…Andthen…“Longtimenosee,LordGod!”