Flinging Rocks at Bureaucrats in a Magical Academy

[300,000WORDSALREADYWRITTENANDPOSTEDONPATREON]Hecan’tconjuregrief,canbarelylevitateapebble,andoncesubmittedastanzainsteadofaspellschematic.MeetFabrisseKestovar:aspiringthaumaturgerockcollector,confirmedpastryenthusiast,professionalbirdwhisperer,andperhapstheleastemotionallycompetentstudentintheOrder’sseven-hundred-yearhistory.Whichmakesitallthemoreconfusingwhenanancientmagicalrelicsuddenlywakesupafterforty-sevenyearsofsilence,launchesitselfacrossaholysanctum,andcrashesintohisface.Nowbondedtoaforgottenepochalcalibrationsystemburiedbeneathlayersofritualandmyth,FabrissegainsaccesstothePRAXISNODE,along-dormant,possiblyAI-driveninterfacethatdeliverscrypticquests,sarcasticprompts,andcalibrationobjectivesmeasuredinlight-years.HehasaLegacyToken,nocombatthresholds,andagrowingcollectionofuselessrocksthesysteminsistsare‘historicallysignificant.’He’salsotheonlyonewhocanseeanyofit.Features:Weaktolessweakto(maybe)strongMCAmagicsystembasedonemotionalresonanceAcosmictutorialdisguisedasasacredriteSystemmessageswithapersonalitydisorderBalancebetweencrunchynumbersandintuitivemagiclearningSlow-burnprogression,andslow-burnromance(possibly,notsureyet)SpellmnemonicsthatrhymeonpurposeAchosenonewhoreally,reallyshouldn’tbeAndtheugliestmagicrocksyou’veeverseenFindmeonmyDiscordserver(asharedserverwithotherficsIwrite)!