Endless Dungeon: The Misadventures of a Gunslinger Who Can’t Shut Up [LitRPG/Dungeon]

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NoahSmithismanythings:atop-tierMOBAgamer,asmart-mouthedslacker,andamasteratrage-quittinglifeonedungeonatatime.Butwhenalate-nightbossbattleendswithmorethanjustadigitaldeathscreen—hegetsdraggedintoaglitched-outrealitythatcallsitselftheEndlessDungeon.Nowhe’sstuckinaworldthatlookslikefantasy,runslikeagame,andpunisheslikeabootcampfromhell.Noresetbuttons.Norespawns.Justendlessfloorsofmonsters,traps,loot...andaweirdpsychicnarratorinsilkrobeswhoinsistsshe’shis“guide.”Armedwithnothingbutsarcasm,twinpistols,andthecombatinstinctsofacaffeinatedraccoon,NoahwakesupbrandedwiththeGunslingersubclass—basicallyawalkinghighlightreeloftrickshots,bulletstorms,andrecklessfinesse.Precision?Optional.Style?Mandatory.Butthere’sacatch.There’salwaysacatch.Eachfloorisaworldofitsown.Themonstersevolve.Thedungeonremembers.Andthefurtherheclimbs,themorebrokentherulesget.Turnsout,thedungeonwasn’tmadetobebeaten.Itwasmadetobreakpeople.GoodthingNoahdoesn’tshutuplongenoughtogetscared.WithEve,hisemotionallyunavailablebrain-voiceofaguide,dragginghimthroughonesuicidalfloorafteranother,Noah’sabouttofindoutwhathappenswhenagamerwithnothinglefttolosebecomesthewildcardinagamenoonewins.Willhesurvivetheflamingdeathlizards,eldritchlootmimics,andpassive-aggressivedungeonAI?Probablynot.Buthe’lltalktrashuntiltheveryend.Hecamefortheleaderboard.Hestayedbecauseheclickedthecursedbutton.Nowhe’sgotbullets,banter,andnoideawhathe’sdoing.Welcometothemisadventure.