Synopsis
Badnews:XuYanmiaotraveledbacktoancienttimes,buthehimselfislazyanduninterestedinanythingbutinternetcybersecurity,whichisuselessinancienttimes.Goodnews:He’sboundtoasystem.Badnews:ThesystemiscalledtheGossipSystem,notthefortune-tellingkind,butthekindthatcontainsotherpeople’sprivateinformationandscandals.Utterlyuseless.Morebadnews:Thissystemisalsoglitchy,andtheextentofthebugsisunknown.Evenmorebadnews:Thisbodyisthatofaminorofficialwhocanattendcourtmeetings,whileXu,thetimetraveler…doesn’tunderstandtheclassics,can’twritewithabrush,andisatriskofbeingexposedforcheatingintheimperialexams.XuYanmiao:“…”Forgetit,justlielow,waittodie,maybedyingquicklycouldleadtoanothertimetravel.…Inthecourt,theemperorwasfuriousaboutstateaffairs,andthecourtierstrembledinfear.XuYanmiaopretendedtolistenattentivelybutwasactuallyfocusedonbrowsingtheGossipSystem.[Wow,theemperorjusttookina16-year-oldnoblewomanyesterday!Abeautifuladdition!He’sgettingstrongerwithage!Andhewastossingandturninginbedallnight,butstillhassuchapowerfulvoicenow!Amazing!][Thisnoblewomanusedtobethecrownprince’sconcubine!Andthecrownprinceevenknowshowtowritepassionateloveletters!][Wowwowwow!Thecrownprincesneakedintothegrandpa’sharem…hiss—gotintimatewhiletheoldemperorwasattendingcourt!Doitquickly!Whyisn’tthereanyvideo…][Huh?Whyistherenosound?]XuYanmiaocautiouslyraisedhisheadandglancedaround.[Whathappened?Whyiseveryonekneeling?Where’stheemperor?]—Theemperorwenttocatchadulteryintheharem.*The“imperialexamcheating”bombfinallyexploded.XuYanmiaocouldn’texplainwhyhishandwritingontheexampaperdidn’tmatchhisusualhandwriting,norcouldheanswerwhyhedidn’tunderstandtheclassics.Theevidencepreparedbytheoustedcrownprinceoftheemperorhitthenailonthehead,andhispersonalbodyguardwasreadytodragXuYanmiaoawaytotheprison,awaitingexecutionintheautumn.XuYanmiaoheldontothegossipthatprovedhisinnocence,butwasinaquandary:HowdoIexplainthesourceofmyinformation…[SaythatIsecretlymetwiththeChiefExaminer,theMinisterofRites,threenightsbeforetheexam?Impossible,thatnight,theMinisterofRiteswasdressedasawoman,spentthenightattheGeneral’sMansion,withthegeneral…]Thegeneral’sbodyshook,andheinterjected:“YourMajesty!!!!”“Althoughtheevidenceofexamcheatingissolid,Ibelievethere’sstillsomethingfishyaboutthis.Itshouldbere-investigated!EspeciallyXu…Xu…XuYanmiao’sattireisneatandtidy!Someonewhocaressomuchabouttheirappearance,howcouldtheytarnishtheirreputation!”Thecrownprince,whocouldn’thearhisthoughts:“???”[Also,what’swithsayingthattheexaminerfakingyawningandtirednesswasintentionallyleavingmeagapforcheating?Hespentthenightbeforetheexaminthepigstywithoutsleeping,howcouldhenotbetiredthenextday?But,surprisingly,theImperialAcademylectureractuallybelievedinpig’smilk…]TheImperialAcademylecturer’sfacewentpale,andheburstout:“YourMajesty!!!!”“I…IagreewiththeGeneral’swords!HowcouldXuLangcheatintheexam!He…he…hedeliberatelydrankaglassofpurewaterbeforetheexam,believingthatonlygood-heartedpeoplecanusepurethings,suchakind-heartedperson,howcouldhecheatintheexam!”Thinkinghehadeverythingundercontrol,thecrownprince:“???”XuYanmiaowasdeeplymoved.[They’reallgoodpeople,eveniftheirbrainsdon’tworkwell,they’retryingtheirbesttofindreasonsandexcusesforme.][ButIreallyhavenowaytoturnthetables,alas,it’sapitythatIhaven’tfinishedwatchingtheTVseriesI’vebeenfollowing.Theoldemperorangeredtheempresslastnightandgotkickedoutofthebedchamber,andnowI’mgoingtodiebeforeseeingtheending.Heseemstobeplanningtopainthisfacewithinkandpretendtobeacattocheeruptheempress…]“Bang—”Theoldemperorslammedthetable,forciblyinterruptingthecontinuousstreamofthoughts:“IbelieveXuYanmiaodidnotcheatintheexam!Releasehim,innocent!”Thecivilandmilitaryofficialscouldn’twaittoecho,fearingthatiftheyweretooslow,XuYanmiaomightspillmoregossip.“Yes,yes,yes!Releasehiminnocent!”“LongliveYourMajesty!”“YourMajesty,pleaseendthecourtsession!LetXuLanggohomeandrest!You’vetiredhimoutbymakinghimstandforsolong!”Thecrownprince:“???”DidXuYanmiaodrugthemwithhallucinogensorsomething?
AffairAggressiveCharactersAncientChinaAncientTimesAristocracyArrogantCharactersCarefreeProtagonistComplexFamilyRelationshipsCorruptionCrimeDenseProtagonistDepictionsofCrueltyDisabilitiesDomesticAffairsEasternSettingEmpiresEpisodicFamilyGoreHandsomeMaleLeadImperialHaremLazyProtagonistMaleProtagonistMasochisticCharactersMisunderstandingsMoneyGrubberMultiplePOVNoRomanceNoblesNotHaremPoliticsPoorProtagonistQuirkyCharactersRoyaltySchemesAndConspiraciesSecretsSharp-tonguedCharactersShounen-AiSubplotSystemAdministratorTransmigrationUnreliableNarrator
Chapters 54
- Chapter 54: Shock! A strange hobby appears in the court (2 \ 9小时前
- Chapter 53: Shock! A strange hobby appears in the court (1 \ 9小时前
- Chapter 52: Get lost! Chatting is not cheating (2 \/ 2) 9小时前
- Chapter 51: Get lost! Chatting is not cheating (1 \/ 2) 9小时前
- Chapter 50: Hiss! Marquis Jian gave birth to nine sons, one 9小时前
- Chapter 49: Hiss! Marquis Jian gave birth to nine sons, one 9小时前
- Chapter 48: Go! It’s all about the excitement of people I kn 9小时前
- Chapter 47: Go! It’s all about the excitement of people I kn 9小时前
- Chapter 46: Alas! Among any three people, there is always so 9小时前
- Chapter 45: Alas! Among any three people, there is always so 9小时前
- Chapter 44: Shocked! Such a shameful thing happened in the h 9小时前
- Chapter 43: Shocked! Such a shameful thing happened in the h 9小时前
- Chapter 42: Hey! Do I have to save this nephew? (2 \/ 2) 9小时前
- Chapter 41: Hey! Do I have to save this nephew? (1 \/ 2) 9小时前
- Chapter 40: Woo! Where is my uncle? (2 \/ 2) 9小时前
- Chapter 39: Woo! Where is my uncle? (1 \/ 2) 9小时前
- Chapter 38: What! How could they do such a thing to an 80-ye 9小时前
- Chapter 37: What! How could they do such a thing to an 80-ye 9小时前
- Chapter 36: Rip it! Rip it louder! (2\/2) 9小时前
- Chapter 35: Rip it! Rip it louder! (1\/2) 9小时前
- Chapter 34: Explain! The four ways to write the character 回! 9小时前
- Chapter 33: Explain! The four ways to write the character 回! 9小时前
- Chapter 32: Ah—— 2 \/ 2) 9小时前
- Chapter 31: Ah—— 1 \/ 2) 9小时前
- Chapter 30: Humph! You almost lost one of my generals! (2 \/ 9小时前
- Chapter 29: Humph! You almost lost one of my generals! (1 \/ 9小时前
- Chapter 28: Shocking! Marquis actually admitted in public th 9小时前
- Chapter 27: Shocking! Marquis actually admitted in public th 9小时前
- Chapter 26: Eek! Poked a nest of marketing hustlers! (2 \/ 2 9小时前
- Chapter 25: Eek! Poked a nest of marketing hustlers! (1 \/ 2 9小时前
- Chapter 24: Hiss! How can someone fit so much stuff in there 9小时前
- Chapter 23: Hiss! How can someone fit so much stuff in there 9小时前
- Chapter 22: Damn! There is gold hidden in Butthole! (2 \/ 2) 9小时前
- Chapter 21: Damn! There is gold hidden in Butthole! (1 \/ 2) 9小时前
- Chapter 20: Yay! The old emperor rewarded me with 300,000 co 9小时前
- Chapter 19: Yay! The old emperor rewarded me with 300,000 co 9小时前
- Chapter 18: Wow! I was so angry that I vomited blood! (2 \/ 9小时前
- Chapter 17: Wow! I was so angry that I vomited blood! (1 \/ 9小时前
- Chapter 16: Hey! This Censors Elder Brother is Playing with 9小时前
- Chapter 15: Hey! This Censors Elder Brother is Playing with 9小时前
- Chapter 14: Yay! The protagonist answered! (2 \/ 2) 9小时前
- Chapter 13: Yay! The protagonist answered! (1 \/ 2) 9小时前
- Chapter 12: Yikes! The Emperors Question was too much for th 9小时前
- Chapter 11: Yikes! The Emperors Question was too much for th 9小时前
- Chapter 10: Tsk! What a mouth that makes people love and hat 9小时前
- Chapter 9: Tsk! What a mouth that makes people love and hate 9小时前
- Chapter 8: Wow! The Prince Consort wiped out his entire fami 9小时前
- Chapter 7: Wow! The Prince Consort wiped out his entire fami 9小时前
- Chapter 6: Vegetables in winter are treasures! (2\/2) 9小时前
- Chapter 5: Vegetables in winter are treasures! (1\/2) 9小时前
- Chapter 4: Shocking! Qin Guiren Is Pregnant with the Crown G 9小时前
- Chapter 3: Shocking! Qin Guiren Is Pregnant with the Crown G 9小时前
- Chapter 2: Shocking! Grandson Breaks into His Grandfathers H 9小时前
- Chapter 1: Shocking! Grandson Breaks into His Grandfathers H 9小时前
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