The Crown Prince paced over, patted the Minister of Justice on the shoulder, and said, “My condolences?”
After all, he’d heard that the Minister’s wife had married beneath her station. She was strong-willed, not one to be bullied, and doted on by her family. The Minister of Justice had no choice but to swallow this bitter pill.
Tsk, tsk. No wonder Xu Yanmiao was so impressed—these monks really knew how to pick their clients.
[And there’s more! The wife didn’t just go herself; she even recomnded it to her closest friends, who then recomnded it to their friends, and so on.]
[I’m dying! So that’s how the temple’s reputation spread by word of mouth!]
Only a few could still laugh at this point—mostly Xu Yanmiao. Several ministers, however, began to recall that their wives were friends with the Minister’s wife—or friends of her friends—or friends of her friend’s friends…
Xu Yanmiao continued flipping through gossip, then suddenly had an epiphany.
[“Yulong Temple… Hahaha, I get it now. Yulong! Hahaha! What a ‘Yulong’ Temple indeed!”]
“Pfft—cough, cough, cough—”
The old emperor choked on his tea, coughing uncontrollably.
Yulong…
His face twisted in discomfort.
No! I don’t want to understand this!
The court erupted in uproar.
“This…”
“How could it be that kind of ‘Yulong’…?” “This is disgraceful! Absolutely disgraceful!”
“This temple must be shut down imdiately! I’ll submit a morial to His Majesty as soon as I return!”
Officials with loving relationships didn’t worry about their wives’ fidelity, but those who were cold or unfaithful themselves—or who were less than skilled in certain areas—turned green with anxiety. They frantically racked their brains, trying to recall whether there had been any clues suggesting their wives’ loyalty was questionable.
But they didn’t dare voice their suspicions. After all, many of their fathers-in-law were also present in court, glaring at them with an air that said, If any of you dare slander my precious daughter, I’ll crush you first.
anwhile, the Minister of Justice was trapped. His wife’s father and brothers surrounded him.
“Son-in-law, don’t worry. No matter what she does outside, we’ll always see you as our one and only son-in-law!”
“Brother-in-law, won are playful by nature. As long as you take care of the household, she’ll co around eventually.”
The Minister of Justice fud inwardly. Nonsense! Why don’t you let your wives go out and ‘play,’ then?!
Every word they said mirrored things he or his parents had told his wife in the past. But seeing their imposing official robes and their authority outweighing his, he had no choice but to bow and say, “Indeed. My wife… she’s still young…”
“Hahahahahaha—”
A burst of laughter rang out.
Everyone instinctively thought: Was that Xu Yanmiao laughing?
Their second thought: Oh no! How do we cover this up? Should we claim he ate poisonous mushrooms and hallucinated?
But upon closer inspection, it wasn’t Xu Yanmiao. It was Ji’an Marquis.
The old emperor blurted, “Finally, soone’s been driven mad?”
The ministers: “…”
Your Majesty, why do you sound so entertained?
The emperor cleared his throat. “Why are you all staring at ?”
To enjoy the spectacle, of course!
After his laughter, Ji’an Marquis pointed angrily at a beautiful woman, his voice sharp and fierce. “Just wait! Especially you, vile monk! Your indecent deeds at this vile temple are known to His Majesty and the court. Your temple will be shut down, and you corrupt monks will be sent to do hard labor!”
The beautiful woman’s expression shifted subtly, but she said nothing.
At that mont, the handso abbot of Yulong Temple appeared.
He first greeted the emperor. As he bowed, his flawless physique caught everyone’s attention. The n in the court had complicated expressions—equal parts shock, admiration, and begrudging disdain that barely masked their jealousy.
Only Xu Yanmiao was unashadly gushing:
[“Wow! Look at that physique. No wonder he’s in this line of work! He must train every day—so professional!”]
The ministers’ emotions surged: Traitor!!!
anwhile, in a corner of the hall, several noblewon, drawn by the commotion, stared unblinkingly at the abbot, reluctant to look away. So who had never visited Yulong Temple before were filled with indignation.
This kind of amazing place! Why didn’t anyone tell
about it? Do I look like I can’t afford it?!
The culture of Da Xia, influenced by the Hu people, was open and liberal. The concept of female chastity was generally not emphasized. Historical records like the Zhou Chronicles even described empress dowagers bored with palace life selecting handso and talented male companions—several tis, in fact.
One of the most shocking cases involved Empress Dowager Ling, who openly summoned officials into her chambers and even castrated handso young n to serve in the palace. When her son, Emperor Jing, grew dissatisfied with her behavior, he conspired with court officials to execute her male companions. In retaliation, she poisoned him to death.
Such scandals involving dowagers, concubines, and court officials, or even princesses with male companions, were so common that they no longer shocked society.
It wasn’t until the middle to late periods of the dynasty that this trend subsided sowhat.
But the newly founded Daxia Dynasty, only 32 years into its reign, was still heavily influenced by the previous dynasty. While such behaviors were no longer open, it wasn’t uncommon for noblewon to keep male companions in secret.
Yulong Temple had capitalized on this “business opportunity.”
The handso abbot stepped forward to face Ji’an Marquis. Seeing the Marquis’s murderous glare—and the eight sons and several male relatives standing behind him—the abbot carefully weighed the odds. Calmly, he stepped back two or three paces, then another three or four, before speaking.
“Your Grace, what do you an by calling this a vile temple and slandering us?”
He subtly straightened his chest. “Our Yulong Temple is nothing like what you claim! Our monks are rely handso and strong, skilled in music and dance, physically fit, and empathetic. That’s all!”
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