Dual Cultivation: Gathering SSS-Rank Wives in the Cultivation World

«WARNING:MATURECONTENT»Iwassupposedtocheckmystats.Instead,Icheckedmysins.OnescrollthroughthesystemnotificationsandIrealizedI’dmadethedumbest,hottest,mostcatastrophicmistakeincultivationhistory:[HeirConceptionConfirmed:AllthreeblessedwiveshavebeenImpregnanted.][Gestation:3months.Offspringinherit50%divinebloodline+maternalelementalaffinities.][LegacySkillUnlocked:ImperialSeed–ChildrenbornatCoreFormationminimum.Twins/Tripletschance+70%.]Translation?Ibredthemaidwhopoisonedme,thearcherwhosworeshe’dneverkneel,andtheicequeenwhohadn’tevenbeenkissed…inonenight.Nowthey’reallcarryinglittledemigods—andHeavenjustflaggedmeasCalamityIncarnate.Iwantedaquietmomenttobreathe.Heavenhandedmeacountdown.3…2…1…Theskysplitlikeabadpromise.Tribulationcloudsboiledoverthehorizon,ringswithinrings,andeveryringhadmynamecarvedintoit.Lightningdidn’tjustflash—itwrotescriptureacrossthefirmament,everystrokeasentence:ZhaoTianlong,CalamityIncarnate.Andbehindme,threeheartbeatsansweredinperfectsync.“Husband,standback;youshouldsaveyourenergytofightusinbed...”Iglancedatthenotificationsagain,justtosuffer.[Heaven’sWill:SurveillanceActive.Concealment:Impossible.][Designation:Catastrophe-GradeVariable.Tribulation:Immediate.][BonusConditionDetected:ThreeHeroinesPregnant.DifficultyMultiplier:x10.][Note:Heavendisapprovesofspeedrunningdestinyviabreeding.]“H-husband,whyistheskythundering...”“ThecloudsseemtobedarkeningwithconcentratedQi.”“It'slikeitisspreadingacrossthelandtotakeyouon,Tianlong.”Ialmostlaughed.Almost.Mynaivewives,theycan’tseehowthecloudslookbeautiful,likeabeautifulwoman.“Hah…Imakefountainsoutofheavenlybeautieswithmycock,”Ispat,achuckleformingwhilegettingdisgusted,cute,lovelyglaresfrommyheavenlywives.“SoifevenHeavenitselfdarestospreadherlegsatme,allshe’lldoisscreamlouder,”Isaid,liftingmymiddlefingertowardstheskywithagrinthatalmostruinedmyhothusbandimageinfrontofmywives.“Tch,pervertedbastard...Iwilljustfight.”“Ahem,yes,standingbesidehimmightcorruptme.”“H-husband...I-Iwillgofighttoo...youareembarrassingme...”Theysteppedbesideme—left,right,andonehalfapaceahead.Unawarethattheirswayofhipsandjigglesofmelonsweretoodistracting.“....”Icouldonlylookatthreeofmybeauties,thinkinghowtheyaredifferentthanlastnight,butagainitappearsImighthavetocorruptthemmore.“So,shallwebeginthejourneyofDualCultivation?”