Synopsis

AftercrossingintotheDouluoDalu(soulland)world,ZhangFangainsa"dialoguemodificationsystem"thatrewardshimfortwistingtheplotintoabsurdity.DuringTangSan'smartialsoulawakening,healtersBlueSilverGrassintoaBlueSilverChicken(cultivatedfor2.5years)andtheHaotianHammerintoaHaotianDog,leavingTangHaoconvincedTangSanisn’thisbiologicalson.ThesystemgrantsZhangFan100modificationpoints,exchangeablefortreasuresliketheNineYangDivineSkill.

Furtherchaosensues:

TangSan’sHeavenly“Lan”SwordbecomestheHeavenly“Shang”Sword,wieldingice,fire,thunder,anddarknessattributes,plustheabilitytosummonsevenoverpoweredbeasts.

WhenTangSanvowstoapprenticeunderYuXiaogang,theterm“master”isswappedwith“godmother,”bafflingYuXiaogang.Later,YuXiaogang’smouthswellsfrompoison,forcingTangSanto“suckoutthetoxin”viaacringe-inducingkiss.

Witnessingthis,XiaoWu,ZhuZhuqing,NingRongrong,andDaiMubaiarepetrifiedinhorror,questioningtheinsanityofthealteredreality.

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