Don’t Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

ChiXiaochi:fourth-ratecitizenatbirth,three-timeaward-winningfilmemperor,second-ratetemper,first-classlooks.Hecrawledhiswayoutofhellonhardmodetobecomeawinneratlife.

Then,hewassmashedintoavegetativestatebyachandelier.

061:Hello,here’sabriefrundownonthescumgongreconditioningsystem.Thissystemmeasurestheregretlevelofthescumgong.Everytimetheirregretlevelreachesonehundredpoints,youwillbeabletoleavethecurrentworld.Afriendlytip,usually,throughdedicationandself-sacrifice,ouremployeesslowlyfosterasenseofdependencyinthescumgongs,graduallymakingitsothescumgongscan’tlivewithoutthem.

ChiXiaochi:Howmanyregretpointsisacompletelossofreputationandstandingworth?Howaboutafallfromgrace?Orwantingsomethingbutneverbeingabletoobtainit?

061:……