We eat and chat.
Now, Augustus is the first proper mber of the male Elven universe to whom I can relate to. Lucillus is too refined for my tastes. Antoninus, instead, is on the other end of the spectrum.
Augustus is the perfect balance.
And, as all n do when they et each other, we talk about two things.
Are you telling that there are sex shops in Amorium? I widen my eyes.
Yes, sex-related stuff is the first thing.
Oh, can you show the wink-cum-tongue-click again? Augustus asks, fascinated.
Won-related stuff is the second.
I dont know if Augustus is a master in deceiving others and actually wants to gut as soon as he gains my trust. To be honest, I dont really care. Im having a really good ti here.
Joey, I have to say I did not expect to have such a pleasant conversation, the tall Elf says, I think its getting late for . I still need to run quite a few errands for my master. But Ill seek you out tomorrow after you deal with your baking negotiations. Im sure Lucinda will take exceptional care of you.
Augustus goes for the counter, but then he stops and bends over the table. He doesnt sit, he just bends with urgency in his eyes.
Its going to be really hard if you want to date Lucinda, my friend. Not even I know what she wants. But I think you have sothing special in you. Use that and you might have a shot.
Augustus leaves with this cryptic judgnt and we both leave after he has paid the full bill.
I stumble a bit, full of at and beer. Im not tipsy, but Im a bit tired, to be honest. I feel like Ive not had a proper rest since the revelation at the bakery.
Plus, what is this thing with Elves and eating like starved tigers? We were supposed to have breakfast, not a banquet!
Im walking to my house when I have to take a street that I dont think Ive ever crossed before. And its here that I see one of the most peculiar things.
A holess man.
An Elf. Who is. Holess.
Hes not particularly dirty, but he has a big dog with him and he has a long beard.
Now, why am I ntioning the beard? I shouldnt ntion things that are not important, right? Chekov was always curt and purposeful with his words, and I like that approach.
So, when I ntion his beard its not because that hairy protuberance is going to kill soone at the end of the play, no. Its because this is probably the first Elf I see with facial hair. I had to let grow my stub a bit, and now I can feel it poke my hand when I touch my face. But this guy has a proper I dont give a damn about your opinion beard. Hell, he could give Gandalf a run for his money.
People stop and give him so money while he pets the dog and simply basks in the sun, doing nothing.
Hello! he suddenly turns and waves toward , spotting my stare.
Yo, I raise a hand and walk toward the guy.
If you like the dog, you can pet it, he says with a sweet tone.
Oh no, thank you, Im more of a cat person, I say with a nod. Nas Joey, by the way. Joey Luciani.
Now that I look at him up-close, this guy has silver-like hair. When I say silver I dont an that to sound sweet about his age. No, this guy has hair that so of my millennial female kin would probably kill to wear on their head. Its like his hair is made od Tiffany silver, the one thats so precious it almost looks white.
My na is Stan, friend, he smiles.
I dont know if you have ever t a holess person in real life. But in NYC, if you et a holess person, they are not sweet and compassionate as this old guy. In fact, Earth-holess people are 75% dangerous, 20% crazy-cute, 5% warm and compassionate.
I know this guy who makes little sculptures with used newspapers and so glue. Im pretty sure he also eats the glue or sniffs it or whatever you do with glue. Before coming here, I made a point of bringing the guy so food every day or making sure that soone from my bakery would; first, I dont want him to eat the glue. Second and this might sound really smug I love the way he uses newspapers to do sothing actually useful. I dont like the news hell, I dont even vote but this guy makes sothing out of all the trash the journalists like to write. He makes these beautiful little things, from swans to little families. After spraying such sculptures with an ungodly amount of disinfectant, I even sold a few in my shop.
One day I told him that he could make a little business out of it, that he could take himself out of misery.
That day I learned another thing about holess people. Most of them are on the street because they want to. They could do otherwise, but they chose to beco what they are. Its not always true, obviously. There is a good deal of poor people who got poor enough to resort to that. But usually, they sleep in cars, not proper tents or on cardboard boxes.
Anyway, my guy told that he was good. As long as I could feed him so bakery stuff, he was happy, and he had hella fun with his little sculptures.
In my unrealistic dreams, I like to think that hes a Michelangelo who doesnt care about fa or success, soone who just wants to enjoy the little life has provided him with.
However, sothing brings back from my trip down mory lane.
Stan? I ask, confused.
Thats the na, he says with a laugh, copying my mannerism.
Is it short for sothing like Stanlius? Stanus? Stanimium?
I have no idea what Latin na starts with Stan.
Nas are important, young Human. I wouldnt shorten my na, he nods toward . I gave up my na a long ago and a friend gave this one.
Stan goes on.
In fact, it was a human just like you.
My mind reels.
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