Synopsis

Inthepastwhensomeonementionedgettingmarried,DuLeiSi(Durex)wouldfeelfearfulenoughtoflee.

Whatissogoodaboutgettingmarried?Organizingaweddingceremonyisakintospendingmoneylikerunningwater.Aftergivingbirth,youmustalsoraisethechild.Ifyoudon’tmaintainyourselfwell,youwillgetoutofshape.

Asaresult,maybeavixenwillgrabyourhusbandandtakeyourbabyaway.

Notgettingmarried!Definitelynotgettingmarried!

However,fateislikethis.Whateveryouareafraidof,unfortunately,itwillbegiventoyou.

Iwaswalkingonthestreet,mindingmyownbusiness,yet,impossibly,Iencounteredastrangerproposingmarriage.Heplacedadazzlingdiamondringrightinfrontofme.Thishandsomeguykneltdownononelegandlookedatmewithsuchasincereexpression:“Miss,wouldyoupleasemarryme?”

This,isn’tthislikesomedrama?

Afterponderingoverit,Idecidedthatthissurelymustbeastuntfromsometelevisionstation’snewprogram.Inviteacelebritytopretendtobeapasser-bywhoproposesmarriage.Thisyear,withtheeconomiccrisis,beingaproducerisnoteasy.

Thus,outofkindness,Iacceptedthediamondring.Onlytofindoutthatallofthiswasactuallyreal!ThediamondringisreallyandtrulyagenuinediamondfromSouthAfrica.Moreover,thegroomisalsoagenuinerichman!

Actually,wasn’tthisjustlikethelegendofmarryingintoarichandpowerfulfamily?IalwaysfeelthatinfrontthereisthebellyblackPresidentwhoislikearuthlesswolfwatchingmeattentively,andifIamnotcareful,hewilltearmeapartandswallowmeintohisbelly.Whereasbehindthereisthecrowdwhodonotknowthetruth,standinginacircleandwatchingasthedramaunfolds.IstillhavenotexplainedclearlybutMrs.President’sfamehasalreadyspreadquicklyfrommouthtomouth.

Thistime,DuLeiSireallyfeelsregret.

Whocantellme,canInotmarryah?