Synopsis

[Warning,18+sexualcontent,smut,andlemons.]JorenValeis21,single,virgin,andemotionallynerfed.He’sjusttransferredtoanewcollegewithonegoal:findlove,feelsometits,andfucksomewomen,andmaybestopfeelinglikeabackgroundcharacterinhisownlife.He’snotsmooth.He’snotmysterious.Heoncetriedflirtingbycomplimentingagirl’shandwriting.Itdidn’tgowell.Now,armedwithasuitcasefullofwrinkledshirts,aphonewithacrackedscreen,andalisttitled“ThingsGirlsLike(Probably)”,Jorenisdeterminedtoturnthingsaround.Butcollegeisn’texactlyaharemparadise—betweenawkwardroommates,confusingcrushes,andpeoplewhosay“I’mnotlookingforanythingserious”whilemakingeyecontactfortoolong,he’sjusttryingtosurvivethesemesterwithoutcryinginastairwell.Whatyouwillfindinthisnovel:anMcwhowantstogetlaid,Hornyfemalelecturersandgirlfriendswhocravecock,Awkwarddatesandmessyhookups,andsomuchmore.