Bigshot Gives in to His Wife Again

“Accordingtomydivination,you’lldieinthreedays,”LuMiaosaid.“Thankgoodness.I’msodonewithlife,”Mr.Gusaid.HethenstartedlookingforaFengshuimastertoassisthimwithhiscemeterysearch.LuMiaoextendedherhand.“Hangon.I’manexpertinthis.Don’tgivethejobtosomeoneelse.”Threedayswentby,andthreemoreafterthat.Mr.Guwasgettingrestless.“WhenexactlywillIdie?”“Don’trush.It’llhappenverysoon!”LuMiaoreplied.Threemonthswentby.Mr.Guwasstillaliveandwell.Witharedglowinhiseyes,heforcedLuMiaointoacorner.“Miao,yousavedmylife.Youhavetotakeupthisresponsibilitytowardme.”Forsomeunknownreason,thetop-notchmetaphysicsbigshot,LuMiao,transmigratedintothebodyofachildwithparentswhodidn’tloveher.Sheevenhadafiancewhowouldsoondie.Herparentslookedforwardtoherdeath,andhersiblingsallhatedher.Everyoneinthecitywaitedforhertomakeafoolofherself.LuMiaoheldatalismaninherlefthandandaFengshuiwheelinherright.Businessonlykeptgettingbetter.Bigshotsfromvariouswalksoflifeshowedupatherdoor.“Howmuchdoyouneedfortheweddinggift?We’rewillingtopaytentimesthatamount.”“Getlost,”LuMiao’ssiblingsuttered.“Thanksfortheoffer,butshe’salreadymarried,”Mr.Gusaid.