ALL MY WIVES ARE BEAUTIFUL ELVES

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*Lemons?-Inexcess!!!*

*V's?-Ofcourseyes!!*

*Plot?-Divine!!

[Stoprighthereculturedbrosandsis.Hopeyouareskillfulwithholdingyourphoneinonehand?BecauseIbetya,you'llneedto,lol]...

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“Putsomepantson,yourdkisstaringatme”theladyinwhiteheavenlytransparentattiresaidtoAlex.Alexlookedaroundtryingtofigureoutiftrulythiswasheavenandifhehaddied.Hewasn'talltoosadaboutitbecauseattheend,ifheavenhadnakedwomenwalkingaround,thenitdidliveuptothehype.

“Youaredeadbutit'sabitcomplicated.Yousee,Iknowawayyoucangoback,butIcan'tguaranteeyou'dgetwhatyouwant.Doyouwanttogothroughwithbeingreborn?”TheladywiththealluringbodysaidtoAlex.Witheverywordescapingherkissablelips,Alexlistenedwithkeenattention.Ofcoursehewould,forallheknew,hewasbasicallystaringatagod'sp*ssy.Thatalonehadbeatalltheaccomplishmentsofhislifetime.

“Yes,I'lldoit,”Alexagreedtobeingasubjectofthelady'sexperimentknowingfullywellitcouldbetheendofhim.

AlexRiley,amaninhislatethirtieswhoselifechangedintoanightmarewhenhecaughthiswifecheatingwithhisboss.Frustrated,Alexlefthisapartmentbutlittledidheknowhewaslivinghislifebehindasaterribleaccidentoccurredthatleadtohisbossandwifedying.

Alexispinneddownforthedeathofthetwo.AlexnowhavingspentaboutalifetimeinprisonfinallydecidestogiveintothecharmsofhisprisonWarden,Brenda.

BrendahadchasedAlexforyearsbutfinally,shegotholdofhim.NowengagedintheactwithBrendaorashewasaboutto,AlexdiscoveredBrendamightbetoomuchforhim.

Alexdiedapitifulandridiculousdeath.HiswholelifeendedinaflashashefoundhimselfdriftingawayfromBrenda'sunrestrainedbouncingonhim.

ButsecondchanceawaitsAlexandhelookstomakegooduseofit.

Nowreborninanewworld,Alexfindshimselfstartingover.Anewstart..averyverydifferentworldfromtheoneheknewbefore.

However,Alexrunsintotheimpossible.

Alexfindshimselfinasquabblewithagod,thelustgod.

AndofcourseAlexwasdefeatedbutnotjustthat.ThelustgotmadeAlexhisherald.

Nowblessedwithasystembythelustgod,Alexistaskedwiththeheavyburdenofcollectingwives.