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Afterhisrebirth,LiuWenjieisunexpectedlytransmigratedandbecomesakindergartener.He'salsoequippedwiththeLoneHandsomeGodSystem.However,thesystemhasabizarrerule:onlyatrue"straightman"—someonecomicallybluntandoblivioustoromance—canbecomeatopstudent."LiuWenjie,you'resuchagoodsinger!Canyouteachme?"【Option1:"Ofcourse!Wecanpracticetogetheratyourhousethisweekend."Reward:Thefuriousgazeofthegirl'sfather.】【Option2:"Whatever,I'mbusy."Reward:Atsundere'shatchet.】【Option3:"No,becauseIhavetoteachaprettiergirl."Reward:Intelligence+1.】JustasLiuWenjieplanstousetheLoneHandsomeGodSystemtorapidlylevelup,hediscoversthathischildhoodfriendseemsevenmorebizarreandpersistentthanthesystemitself—andnomatterwhathedoes,hejustcan'tgetridofher...

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