A Dungeon Tycoon's Guide to Undead Capitalism

WelcometoNecroCorp–WhereWarisAlwaysinStock!“Nowwith15%offmainbattletanks,becausepeaceisbadforbusiness.”Hello,traveler!Lookingforabone-forgedsword?Amodularmanacannon?Perhaps...adiscountedmainbattletankforyournextkingdomraid?Ohwait,you'renotacustomer,you'reareader.Right.ThisisprobablywhereIgiveyoumy“tragicbackstory.”Fine.Iusedtobehuman.ThenIdied.NowI'maLichwithafactoryinadeaddungeon,askeletonworkforcethatdoesn'tneedlunchbreaks,salaries,andamagicalsystemthatrewardsmeforsellingstuff.So,Ididwhatanysaneundeadwoulddo:Istartedanarmscorporation.NowIsellweaponstoorcs,goblins,elves,humans,anyonewithagrudgeandapileofmagicstones.Needsiegeengines?Got'em.Crossbowsthatreloadthemselves?Yup.Flamethrowergolems?Indevelopment.Buthere'sthetrick:youcan’tsellweaponsifthere’snowar.Sowhentheworldstartedcalmingdown...well,Imayhaveencouragedafewborderskirmishes.Formarketingpurposes.Nothingpersonal.Wardrivesdemand,afterall.So,ifyou'reherefordrama,explosions,undeadcapitalism,andmorallyquestionablebusinessstrategieswrappedinboneandsteel,you’vecometotherightdungeon.Justdon’taskaboutthewarranty.Thereisn’tonethatlivedtotellandaskaboutit.