Don’t You Like Me

Short,rich,andhandsome,LinFeiranwasalwaysthecenterofattention.Butaftertransferringschoolsinhissecondyearofhighschool,hediscoveredthathislimelightwassnatchedbyhisAdonisclassmate,GuKaifeng.

LinFeiranwasveryresentful,andheandGuKaifengbecamearchnemesis(one-sidedly).Althoughthetwolivedtogether,theywerelikestrangers.

WhenLinFeiranwentbackhometoattendhisgrandfather’sfuneral,heaccidentallyinheritedtheYin-Yangeyesthathadbeenpasseddownfromgenerationtogeneration.Aftergainingtheabilitytoseeghosts,thetimidLinFeirandiscoveredthathistwo-persondormitorywasactuallyasixteen-person(ghost)room.Everyday,hewasscaredtothepointofcollapsing.

ThemoreaggravatingthingisthatbecauseofGuKaifeng’sinnatebodyconstitution,hepossessedanabundantamountofYangenergy.LinFeiranfoundoutthatwheneverhetouchedGuKaifeng,GuKaifeng’sYangenergycouldtemporarilydisablehisYin-Yangeyes.Alighttouchwoulddisableitforfiveminutes,akissforanhour,andsoon…

LinFeiranhadnochoicebuttothrowhimselfintohisarchnemesis’sembrace.ThiscompletereversalinattitudetobeingintimatewithGuKaifengpersistedeverydayfrommorningtillnight.

Whensleeping,hemustsqueezeinthesamebedasGuKaifeng.Goingtothetoilet?HemustdragGuKaifengwithhim.Homework?Itmustbedonehand-in-handwithGuKaifeng…HealsohadtotryhisbesttopersuadetheteachertomakehimGuKaifeng’sdeskmate.Everydayinclass,hewouldrubGuKaifeng’scalfwithhisfootbeneaththedesks…

Followingtheclingylittlebastard’ssuddenchangeinpersonality,theinitiallyshockedGuKaifenggraduallybecamesmitten.EverydayhewouldchaseLinFeirantoflirtwithhim,makecrazyconfessions,andevenroutinelypushhimagainstthewallandkisshim…

GuKaifeng:“Don’tyoulikeme?Ilikeyou,solet’sbetogether.”

LinFeiran:“Idon’tlikeyou!Don’tcomeover!”

GuKaifeng:“……”

Fiveminuteslater,toavoidseeingghosts,LinFeiransneakilycametotouchGuKaifeng.

GuKaifengturnedaround,stoppinghishand:“Afteryoujustrejectedme,youcomebacktoflirtwithme!?”

LinFeiran:“Who’sflirtingwithyou!Iwascarelessandtouchedyou;don’timaginethatIlikeyouback.”

Oh,that’sit.