"Lin Hai, confess honestly, are you the thief who's been stealing the underwear?"
Qi Weiwei was the first to speak.
Nangong Sanba looked highly suspicious as well.
She profoundly trusts Sister Qi's intuition; during her ti in the police force, Sister Qi cracked many critical clues just based on intuition and eventually solved the cases.
Won's intuition tends to be very accurate — at least that's what won believe.
"Even if I say it's not , would you believe ?"
Lin Hai stamred, spreading his hands.
Both won shook their heads simultaneously, clearly disbelieving.
"You've been driving Ouyang Xiaoya's Maybach recently, and haven't you been singing and drinking with Xiao Jiba the other nights? Don't think I don't know anything." Queen Qi posed like Di Renjie, almost asking her bestie, "Sanba, what do you think?"
"That still doesn't prove I'm the underwear thief!" Lin Hai firmly denied.
Qi Weiwei's glinting eyes gave off a "Conan" vibe as she coldly asked, "Have you been speeding?"
"This..."
Lin Hai was at a loss for words.
"Hmm, Beast Lin, I was analyzing and thought that a Maybach driver shouldn't lack won, unless he has a special fetish."
Queen Qi paced around, detective-like, her eyes twinkling with wisdom, she slightly pondered and said: "Now it can be well explained, you poor scum lack girls, and are kind of sleazy, just now you were continuously staring at the mistress's chest, your suspicion is very large."
Nangong Sanba blushed, covered her chest, and moved behind Queen Qi, peeping out her little head, looking at Lin Hai with extre wariness.
Lin Hai felt like mud splattered on his trousers, turning to sh*t even if it wasn't.
"Old Qi, I already have you, your chest and cute butt are enough for , I don't need to steal underwear."
Lin Hai's explanation sounded feeble.
"Anyway, you are still a suspect, Beast Lin, co to my place tomorrow to give a statent voluntarily!"
Queen Qi said coldly.
"Sh*t, really?" Lin Hai was completely speechless.
How could he possibly be the underwear thief.
With President Ouyang as a wife at ho, and a secretive situation with Female Battle Lord.
Outside there's Su Wanjing, and behind there's the front desk girl and Li Jingjing, the sex partner targets.
If worst cos to worst, there's still you, Queen Qi, how could he possibly be robbing underwear, and especially won's!
"Um... may I say sothing?" Lin Hai weakly asked.
Queen Qi nodded: "Granted!"
"Thank you, Queen."
"That, Nangong, do you have an older sister?"
Lin Hai asked curiously.
"Quickly changing the topic, this girl seems to slightly resemble the passionate Teacher Nangong Wuyue, anyway, babbling a few words to clear his own suspicion first," Lin Hai thought, admiring his own cunning.
Unexpectedly for Lin Hai, Nangong Sanba's eyes widened in surprise, and she asked back:
"How do you know I have an older sister?"
Queen Qi was also stunned for a mont, she initially thought Beast Lin was just trying to deflect the topic, but as sister Nangong Sanba retorted, she was taken aback.
"Is your sister nad Nangong Wuyue?"
Lin Hai revealed a calm smile, feeling very certain inside.
"You, you, you, have you investigated ?" Nangong Sanba was utterly astonished.
Lin Hai curled his lips and said, "How would I investigate you? I'm just a security guard."
"How did you know then?"
Nangong Sanba and Queen Qi were both very curious.
"Ahem, it's like this, I once t Teacher Nangong by chance near a small grove. Her profound knowledge deeply impressed and made admire her. Seeing you reminded of Teacher Nangong."
After Lin Hai finished speaking, he noticed Nangong Sanba staring intently at him.
Feeling awkward, he touched his face and asked puzzledly, "Nangong Sanba, do I sense that you want to say I'm handso?"
"..." Queen Qi was speechless; this guy's thick skin could deflect bullets.
"Ahem, I ant to say, 'So that's how it is.'" Nangong Sanba was sowhat speechless. How could soone so shaless think he's handso?!
"What do you an 'So that's how it is'?" Now it was Lin Hai's turn to be surprised.
Nangong Sanba, with a sudden realization, pointed at Lin Hai and said:
"No wonder, after my sister ca ho recently, she seed distracted and often had nightmares, and also, also..."
"And what also?" Queen Qi's gossip-driven curiosity flared up again, looking at Lin Hai as if he were a living beast.
"And my sister often murmurs in her sleep about a small grove, begging 'no', 'Mr. Lin'..."
After Nangong Sanba finished, her face flushed red.
Lin Hai's eyes widened, swearing to Grandpa Mao that his relationship with Teacher Nangong Wuyue was pure!
Queen Qi, murmuring to herself while looking at Lin Hai, said, "Indeed, Beast Lin, you truly are an innerwear thief, such a sleazy person! Speak, did you do sothing unspeakable to Teacher Nangong?!"
"I sh*t! I am innocent!"
"Queen Qi, do you even know how to conversate?"
"Can we still play together happily?"
"How could I possibly do sothing as despicable as assault!"
"I am a pure man, everyone in the company fondly calls Little Purity!"
Having said all this in one breath, Lin Hai protested with a red face and thick neck.
Being a slick old hand, he knew he had to show indignation and innocence in such situations; otherwise, he would definitely be misunderstood by the two won.
Nangong Sanba didn't care; after all, she knew her sister was still a virgin.
Such a matter, however, she would not explain in front of so many people.
Queen Qi eyed Lin Hai suspiciously, her beautiful eyes as if endowed with a talent to see through people's hearts, trying to thoroughly discern Lin Hai.
"Ahem, Nangong, are you still shopping?" Lin Hai shalessly changed the subject.
Nangong Sanba nodded, "Yeah, there's still one item I haven't bought."
"In that case, let's go buy your item first, and then I'll treat everyone to a drink, how about that?" Lin Hai said while wiping the sweat from his forehead and trying to avoid Queen Qi's gaze.
"Sure, but just so you know, I only like coffee," Nangong Sanba said.
Lin Hai reluctantly nodded, touching his thin wallet, feeling the pain in his heart—sh*t, suddenly feeling so poor and upset.
The two won and one man ca to the front of the lingerie store.
"This is the place, I love their bras," Lin Hai, not overthinking, followed the two won through the door.
"Welco, three beauties..."
"Hey, aren't you Mr. 36D? Here to buy bras again? What color are you picking this ti?" the employee recognized Lin Hai.
Lin Hai's eyes widened, suddenly rembering the last ti he bought a bra for Nangong Wuyue at this store.
Employee, is your brain made of CPU? Why is your mory so good! And what's with 'Mr. 36D'!
Weiwei and Nangong Wuyue stared incredulously at Lin Hai, pointing at him with slender jade fingers, exclaiming in unison: "Pervert, and you said you weren't an innerwear thief!"
Lin Hai was instantly flustered beyond words, a look of surrender on his face.
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