Chapter 367: Extra: One-shio-ni (Together)
After Kenji discovered the Ultimate Ingredient, the attitude of the Gourt Gods did a complete 180.
"Sigh... you guys really made suffer... wait, no, made us suffer."
"One more thing... what the heck is this golden toilet?"
Kenji pointed at the massive throne made of pure gold, his eyebrow twitching. He could barely accept being the Gourt Emperor, but this Golden Throne (Golden Toilet) gave him an inexplicable sense of deja vu.
Besides, why was the Golden Throne emitting a black aura that looked like it could devour everything?
"This is not a toilet. It is the Gourt Throne, forged from Black Hole Gold mined from a Gourt Black Hole. This special material is extrely rare, a symbol of status and power," Old Black explained.
"Pass. I have no interest."
Kenji shook his head and refused. He had absolutely no desire to sit on that throne. It was too weird.
Although few n could refuse the mandate of "Receive the Mandate of Heaven, Live Long and Prosper," this throne had no practical use and was different from being an Emperor.
"I recomnd soone else. Zongeh. Just call him the King of Food Luck," Kenji pointed at Zongeh.
"Hahahaha! It’s the finale extra Chapter, and soone finally got my na right!" Zongeh laughed happily, almost dancing.
He had lost count of how many tis he’d been called "Zombie." It was like trying to rember how many breads he’d eaten.
Hey, hey! Breaking the fourth wall!
Kenji’s mouth twitched. Did you just say sothing incredible?
The Gourt Gods’ eyes flickered, and they left to discuss.
After leaving the Final Land, Kenji went straight to the Space Food Pantry. Many unknown ingredients slumbered there, and new ingredients were being born.
The Ultimate Ingredient, [Imagination], was connected to the Space Food Pantry.
The Space Food Pantry was very close to the Final Land, just located in a different dinsion.
"Dad, leave the ’Starry Sky Road’ for the wedding to . You can rest easy," Shi-kun said, patting his chest with extre seriousness.
When things seem abnormal, there must be a demon. Kenji actually didn’t believe him.
He knew exactly how "filial" his son was. He felt like the kid was going to pull a big one on him.
In fact, Shi-kun did plan sothing different. He had done his research... it had to be fun.
As for who would have fun and who would die of embarrassnt... Kenji shouldn’t worry about that.
It was all for the sake of joy. He would control the degree; he wouldn’t go too far. This was definitely not revenge.
"Son, you’ve grown up. I’m so proud of you," Kenji showed a gratified fatherly expression.
Son, if you really pull sothing... don’t bla for what I do later.
Shi-kun’s mouth twitched. Thanks to you, Dad, my childhood was very complete.
Stir-fried at with Seven Wolves... chased by a jeep... launched into space... non-stop free-fall...
Such a "loving father and filial son." Elysia and the others found it amusing.
This father and son had so many sches, all used on each other. A perfect pair of frenemies.
[Crash-Test Pilot]: "Kenji, you still need a groomsn team for your wedding, right? Do you have everyone?"
[Star Forger]: "Haven’t started looking yet."
[Crash-Test Pilot]: "You were a partner at my wedding. Now I’ll be your groomsman. Need ?"
(Traditional customs say ’joy clashes with joy,’ so groomsn/bridesmaids are usually unmarried. But in modern views, married groomsn are fine if they are close friends. Young people accept it.)
[Star Forger]: "Of course! But I have a small request... Could you transform into Ultraman Tiga to be the groomsman?"
[Crash-Test Pilot]: "Uh... sure."
Daigo scratched his head. It wasn’t impossible, just a bit... weird.
[Tsukasa Kadoya]: "If we’re transforming, I can do it too. I can even change into different Kan Riders."
[Oxer Slaughter Machine]: "Count in."
[Stank]: "My armor hasn’t seen action lately; it’s getting rusty. Let know the date in advance."
[Star Forger]: "All of you co. Now is the ti I need you."
The chat group mbers were truly touching. Kenji didn’t care about the number of people; the venue was definitely big enough. The livelier, the better.
The wedding preparations were fast. Kenji was inevitably a bit nervous, but he lacked for nothing now.
"You brat... since Miyabi likes you... if you dare bully her, I’m not done with you," Souichiro Hoshimi looked at Kenji’s partners, his mouth twitching wildly.
"Father-in-law, don’t worry."
Kenji laughed awkwardly. Although his strength far exceeded Souichiro Hoshimi’s, the "Father-in-law Pressure" was still strong.
"Hehe, Little Elysia is getting married too. Ti waits for no one," Cocolia (Elysia’s caretaker) teased with a smile.
Cocolia was a very gentle woman, the director of the orphanage who raised Elysia.
"Mama Cocolia, you’re not old at all! And I won’t let you get old."
Elysia hugged Cocolia’s arm. She had plenty of ways to make Cocolia younger.
Cocolia smiled, looking gently at Anya-kun. It made her nostalgic, thinking of Elysia when she was little.
"Elysia... have you gained weight?"
Crack...
In that mont, a pink piggy shattered lightly. Only the words "gained weight" looped in her mind.
Mobius laughed so hard she slapped her thigh.
This ti, she didn’t say it. It was soone with even more authority.
Elysia, you gained weight again.
"Ruan i... why did you invite to your wedding?" Big Herta whispered.
Ruan i had said "together" before, and Herta had been confused for days, her genius brain crashing.
"Didn’t we say it?" Ruan i smiled.
"Say what?"
Big Herta didn’t rember. They had said too many things. Who knew which sentence she ant?
"Didn’t we say we’d be ’One-shio-ni’ (Together) sisters?" Ruan i said.
One-shio-ni?
Big Herta’s mouth twitched. It was "One-shio-ni," but sothing felt wrong.
Marrying Kenji ’together’... is that what ’One-shio-ni sisters’ ans?
She didn’t hate Kenji... actually, no, she hated him a little. Ever since Ruan i got together with Kenji, her chats with Ruan i had decreased.
"What? Is it wrong?"
"It’s absolutely right♪."
"Herta, count in too! Let’s be ’One-shio-ni’ sisters together♪!" Elysia activated her unlimited teleport ability and hugged Big Herta’s arm.
Big Herta: "..."
Being wrapped in soft, fragrant warmth was enjoynt for others, but for her, it was torture.
"Pfft..."
Ruan i instantly understood Big Herta’s psychological state and couldn’t help but giggle, barely managing to stop.
"Ruan i, what are you laughing at?"
Big Herta’s face darkened. Is this what ’One-shio-ni sisters’ are like?
"I thought of sothing happy."
"What happy thing?"
Ruan i held back her laughter: "I’m getting married."
"Hahaha♪"
Elysia couldn’t help but laugh too, covering her face with her hands.
Big Herta: "What are you laughing at?"
Elysia held back her laughter: "I’m getting married too♪."
Big Herta blurted out: "Is your husband the sa person?"
Elysia/Ruan i (holding back laughter): "Pfft... Yes, yes."
"Enough! You guys are bullying ! I’ve tolerated you for a long ti!" Big Herta’s face turned red, her spirits high (with anger).
"Big Herta, we are professionally trained. No matter how funny it is, we won’t laugh... unless we can’t help it..."
"BWAHAHAHA..."
Poor Big Herta could only turn red in the face. Wuwuwu, so pitiful~
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