The ground is scorched. No vine to be seen. The Ent is missing bark, all dried up. Its eyes are empty, and the trunk is burning.
But I survived! (~o~)
Achievent unlocked: survived an apocalyptic thunderstorm.
I can cross that off my bucket list.
All thanks to Eagle's gift. Could it be only luck?
Yes, that's exactly what it is!
Luck is random you say?
There is no way a small trinket would affect it?
Luck is a skill! A motherfucking skill I tell you!
Do you know what that ans!
From now on with this legendary hilt I am invincible!
( )
Or not. I'll have to do so testing.
Oh I have just the plan in mind.
But first.gotta be careful .
Slowly, carefully, while being extrely alert.
That fox is one thing, but what will happen if I fall into another ambush?
Good thing is that super scary vine territory is done for.
*Shuffling back ho sneakily*
****
I missed that fluffiness so much!
My face is buried deep in Wolfie's soft fur.
That's it. I am not moving anymore.
Do you know how it feels to be surrounded by thorny tentacles day and night!
= =
These fucking plants didn't let get a single good night of sleep.
I spent 2 chapters sleeping you say?
Fuck that! You try it.
Getting blue-balled, getting forced to drink piss, getting harassed for to take questionable body parts, getting made fun of by an idiot and serving as a steppingstone for an enemy to act cool.
That is a mouthful to say?! Try to fucking live it! Ehdream it!
(
Ever heard of sleep paralysis?! If only I could have just been paralyzed there.
Would have been like my 24/7 vine ti. Amateurs! Amateurs!
Okto be honest it wasn't all that bad.
I'm lucky to even be alive right now.
Plus that blade master pecs really were well defined.
And that weird part about the warden and the wandererwas surprisingly wholeso?
Two weary souls finding solace in each other's embraceor not.
Anyway. I'm not moving from here.
Let rest a few more days. No sleep, just rest.
Turn my brain off, forget my worries and just relax.
*Shuffle*
I feel sothing gently ruffle my hair.
Wolfieis petting my head?
This is sowhat nice.
Really nice.
How is that wolf so smart.
Seriously.
Ah whatever, all good.
I could just lay here till the end of tis.
*closes eyes in satisfaction*
This is life.
*Snores*
( )
****
I slowly regain consciousness. My head is resting on Wolfie's body.
Wolf pillow!
*Stretching*
It is only after a good night sleep that you realize how tired you really were.
Seriously.
Anyway ti for a bath!
Yep, still cold as fuck.
It's an outdoor pond. What did I expect? *sigh*.
One day I will go back to civilization.
Hopefully find a fiefdom worshipping a peaceful god.
Ideally, I'd like to explore this world to see cool places and weird fantasy races.
Sounds clich as fuck. But I would be insane to skip such an opportunity haha.
Drink with the dwarves.
Drink with the elves.
Drink with the beastkins.
Why is it all about drinking? ?
Pft please. That much is obvious.
I bla the Moon Keep's sectmaster.
Yep, 100% his fault.
As I'm gleefully playing in the water like a four-years-old, Wolfie cos back.
Bloody paws.
Bloody fur.
Bloody mouth.
Carrying a dead body in its jaw.
That's called hunting.
[Let guess, you want to cook for you?]
*nods, tail wagging*
[Alright. Let's get to it!]
I'm kinda hungry myself anyway.
****
[Co here little piggy!]
Still fucking works. How the fuck?!
Well I'm not gonna make a big deal of this.
You get it.
Dodge, grill at, dodge so more, grill so more.
But there is still the issue of the pieces falling to the ground undercooked.
Hum this is an issue.
Waitwhat if I .
Wooden stick acquired! Breaks it into splinters.
*TADA!!!! * ?
Legendary skewers acquired!
Okay that one is gonna be tricky.
I need to lower the output of divine energy to the minimum.
Enough to pierce the skin.
Not enough for the tool to instantly break.
Against the mantis this would be impossible. Not enough ti to focus.
Funny how I am legit focusing while dodging a wild monster's charge.
I'm a boss! A motherfucking boss!
( - )
(Let's not talk about how predictable the boar's attacks are)
Throws at skewer, failed to pierce.
Throws at skewer, pierced the skin but skewer and food both destroyed.
Throws at skewer, barely pierced the skin. Food ok. Skewer solidly fixed to the creature!
Woot success!!
Now wait a few minutes.
Remove when well done.
And . savory!
The fat lts in my mouth. The tenderness is out of this world.
The juiciness is on point. Extrely flavorful.
The taste is amazing. None of the gamy aftertaste.
The freshness unequalled. Rich in energy.
I can almost see myself having a foodgasm.
To be fair it has been a really long ti since I have eaten anything.
I'm sure I could enjoy eating raw at at this point.
But it remains my best work so far!
As they say, work not to best others, but work hard at beating your old self!
Because at the end of the day self-improvent is good! or sothing.
Wait wouldn't the best way to accomplish that be to get a ti machine?
I probably misrember that.
h. Whatever.
We are having a blissful ti cooking and eating.
(() ? ( )
At so point I look around the fores. clearing?!
What?! Wait? Where did the forest go?
0_0
Oh fallen archaic tree. Shitload of archaic trees.
Burned to ashes. By a really really angry fire boar.
Why can't I see the sky? Why is it still gloomy?
Weird.
Note to self this boar is good! *Thumbs up*
Extrely effective against wood.
Unending vitality.
No matter how many skewers pokes it.
To be fair these seem like needles to its sturdy skin.
Blissful ti cooking and eating.
Wolfie is taunting it, that's not nice haha.
Then again, I don't think it can get any more incensed in any case.
Blissful ti cooking and eating
Yep, truly a fiery ball of endless energy.
Wait, can this be considered renewable energy? *thinking*
Blissful ti cooking and eating
This creature is so headstrong and valiant!
It refuses to submit no matter the circumstances.
Proud and cool!
Well a bit less with what looks like mosquitoes' bite all over.
Blissful ti cooking and eating
Oh no! Problem!
Big problem!
We ran out of at!
Wait, how many carcasses are there?
Did Wolfie hunt mid cooking?
I wasn't paying too much attention.
[Alright that's enough Wolfie. We'll co back tomorrow. Actually let's co back every morning.]
Oh yeah since when can Wolfie hunt alone anyway?
Well doesn't matter. There are plenty or dumb rank 2s in this forest.
I guess this is a case of the smart prevailing on the strong-er haha.
As we leave happily, I see out of the corner of my eyes the boar falling on the ground.
It seems to becrying?
No, impossible. I guess it is sweating from all that running haha.
Rest well you aweso bastard.
See you tomorrow!
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