What's with the dagger?!
"Repeat what you just said."
[I was hoping to see you at work?]
"No, not that part!"
[That's all I saiddo you an sighing?]
"You said sothing about an elf, why? Are you trying to insult ?"
Oh my god.
Don't tell she's one of those.
You know the ones that identify as sothing else.
I've heard of people identifying as the other gender.
Is she taking it that far?!
[Look lady, it's fine if you don't want to be an elf, but when I see an elf, I'll call it an elf. Don't bother with that please.]
"H-how?!"
The kid is watching completely stunned on the side too.
"H-how did you know?!"
[It's a neat thing called having eyes you know.]
"How did you see through my illusion magic!"
Okay, that explains a lot.
Seems what was evident to was supposed to be a secret.
[Ah, I can't see magic. At all. So yeah, better luck next ti.]
"Why are you acting so smug? I could simply slaughter you right now."
[Sure, you can try. It's questionable if you even can, to be honest.]
She presses her dagger further on my neck.
Hehe, I may be useless in many aspects.
But standing still and taking a beating is my strong suit.
[Then what will you do next? Run away from the Gluto church that will co for you? Run away from the kid's family too?]
"S-shut up?!"
[Please, you'll screw up your life here completely. For what? Sounds dumb as hell to .]
"Stop talking! Fine! I'll let you guys go, but only after removing your mories of this place."
She starts chanting.
Should I headbutt her?
Ha, she did say she has no plan on killing us.
Seems she just wants to keep her secret.
I'm kinda curious to see if I can block that sort of thing with divine power.
My guess is yes.
Why?
Gut feeling.
I really need to find soone to teach how to use divine power.
So far, I haven't encountered anyone since that Lunar goddess.
Then again that energy doesn't seem to natively exist in the earth realm.
So it may take a long while before I find another exception like I.
She finally finishes her chant.
Then she whispers in my ear.
"How about now?
Do you rember who I am?"
[A carpenter, right? One I ca to see to have tables and chairs made.]
I can almost feel her cheering to herself in the background.
Sighing in relief.
"Anything else?"
I really shouldn't
Like really, but I can't help myself.
[Just your everyday normal .]
She relaxes.
[promiscuous elf.]
I can feel her entire body tense up.
"How co!"
[I an you've been pressing yourself against my back whispering in my ear for a while now.]
The kid starts guffawing.
"HAHAHAHAHA. Brother...I know I shouldn't be laughing but damn!"
He gives a thumbs up.
"HAHAHAHA. If you end up dying because of it I will tell the tale of your huge balls to the world!"
I can't help but smile slightly.
But what's with dying?
Also, what's red and has pointy ears?
Yes, the elf being at least I think.
"Y-you! H-how do you still rember?! This doesn't make any "
[I already told you I'm not good with magic.]
"This is beside the point! This is impossible you can't"
[I'm also very bad at dying you know. How about you move that dagger already?]
"Y-you"
[Or do you perhaps enjoy this position? *Sigh* It's fine I'll sacrifice my warm back to bring you comfort.]
What can I say?
I'm just that noble of an individual.
Willing to sacrifice myself for the sake of others.
I should probably stop.
The kid might just dieof laughter.
"There is no way I can just"
[So, you'll make so tables and chairs, right?]
"Y-you"
[Tables and chairs?]
"*Sigh*Fine."
She finally moves away from .
I'm almost going to miss that soft sensation pressing on
She looks at solemnly.
"Who are you exactly."
I look at her straight in the eyes.
[You see, I am the legendary .]
She is hanging on every one of my words.
[The legendary . pie baker!]
She freezes for a second.
Then she gives a disdainful and reproachful look.
A little more and she'd be pouting haha.
"Old lady he really ans it! He owns a bakery!"
She looks at both of us suspiciously.
Then she cos to a realization.
"I see. I guess you and I are not so different after all."
[Of course.]
I an elves are basically humans that got supermodel DNA.
Quite possibly magic too.
"Do you ever feel like you don't belong in this world sotis?"
[Always!]
"Wondering if you'll ever see your kin?"
[Eh, kinda?]
"Awaiting a day when you can go back to your rightful place."
[Ah, I an that is a stretch. I can barely use magic. Going to another dinsion is a bit]
"What?!"
[What?!]
"What was that about another?"
[Eh, I was agreeing with you. But world hoping is probably troubleso.]
""
[I an my guess I could do it in a near future. The issue would be going to the right one.]
""
[I an there are bound to be multiple universes out there]
""
[How should I know which one I exactly ca from?]
""
I swipe my hand a few tis in front of her face.
[Hey, you alive?]
She remains unmoving.
Eyes bulging.
What's up with her?
"B-brother, did you just admit to literally co from another world?"
[Eh, isn't that kind of stuff normal? I an there are other guys summoned by gods too, no?]
"W-wait.oh my god. Too? You are a champion?!"
Ah, I see.
[Haha, no. I was misunderstood as one once however.]
"How is that possible?!"
[h, these guys are not that different from us, to be honest.]
"How?!"
[The champions are totally human as far as I've seen.]
""
[I an even the gods. When a goddess can't even recognize enlightennt, you know she's bad hahaha.]
""
*GULP*
[Anyway, what's up with you guys? Why are none of you talking?]
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