HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. I'VE FINALLY MASTERED IT!
THE ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE TO DEAL WITH BEASTS OF ANY RANK!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPEN WHEN I GET CORNERED!
SURVIVE, ADAPT, OVERCO!
I AM FINALLY READY TO HEAD OUT THERE!
Why?
Because I have finally mastered the art of barbecue!!!!
It took a month of intense dedicated training, but I did it!
Ok I still can't start a fire for the life of .
Neither do I have the spices required.
But I'm finally able to grill so at!
I'd like to thank my teacher for patiently showing the ropes.
I'd like to thank my taste tester Wolfie (the white wolf obviously).
I'd like to thank my parents for giving birth to a legend such as myselfnot that I rember any parent.
I'd like to thank all the beasts that ended up as charcoal. Your sacrifice will be rembered!
I take a huge bite of the hot piping goodness I just produced.
Ah! Tastes like chicken!
It all tastes like chicken! Why?
Because that's the extent of my gourt knowledge.
Chicken is good. This is good. Both are at.
I should open a restaurant. I'm sure I'd get reviews like so:
-5 stars out of 5, the taste is godlike. The cook is hot as fuck! The assistant is fine too. Total DILF!
-5 stars, Best cook in the core of the savage archaic forest no doubt! I almost died reaching his stall, but it was worth it!
-5 stars! Best potential stay at ho husband! Is sexy and can cook!
"So sectmaster I'm glad you finally managed to succeed, but how does this help us get out of here?"
HAHA. Can't even see how godly this knowledge is!
Of course, this . doesn't help.
Why did I even bother learning that in the first place?
I can probably go a few days without eating thanks to the divine energy.
I can simply buy so food otherwise.
[Well you see I have my reasons.]
What were they again? ARG
Talk about crushing my feelings of accomplishnt in the bud.
Oh, I rember!
Wolfie!
That goddamn smug wolf! That's why I even bothered learning that!
I rember the sneer when I first failed.
I may be weak, but I have my pride!
Gods are underestimating ?
Fine, I'll tolerate it!
The whole Lunar sect is underestimating ?
Fine, just you wait!
This wolf is looking down on ?
Fuck I'll show you who's boss!
And I fucking did! Who's the one blissfully eating my cooking right now!
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I win!
Well it did take a month, but it was worth it. Could I have proceeded otherwise?
Obviously, I'm a proper functioning adult so I tried physical violence to get revenge at first.
Problem is this wolf is fast. Real fast.
Needless to say, I failed. If anything, Wolfie got excited about the chasing ga. -_-
But that is all in the past.
I am a new man!
Ah I'm getting emotional!
I take the stance of an expert. You know. Trying to look as if I possess profound wisdom.
[You see this much is needed. What would I do after beating a beast king otherwise? Just let the at rot on the ground? You can't be that wasteful my friend.]
"Sectmaster you intend to challenge a beast king?!"
[Wellit's just a possibility. It's better to be prepared for anything]
Yeah. How about no. Fuck no!
I'm just trying to find an excuse for my behavior in the past month. I can't really say I got pissed about the look an animal was giving , can I? Ah. Life is hard!
Still what now? Hum let see. The wolf pack is still out there. It seems as if they are guarding this area. In any case it doesn't really matter to . They are blocking the way back to the Lunar Keep but so what? I'm running away from that place anyway. _( )_/
Do I head out there alone or as a party?
Upside of going alone is I can scout easily, and I should be able to run away. Worst case I'll just heal myself.
Pro of a party I can use my fellow adventurer as a at shield! Hum, but that would be pretty bad. I can already imagine the annals of the unnad god sect. In year 1 the only follower got sacrificed by the sect leader. But at least the art of barbecue was mastered at the beginner level! Woot!
Well only one way to decide.
[Do you have a coin?]
"Of course! Copper, silver, gold or ?"
[Any will do]
Weird symbol 1 I'm going alone. Weird symbol 2 I'm going as a party.
*FLIP*
Ah it fell on the side.
*FLIP*
No Wolfie you can't eat that! Fuck!
*FLIP*
Alone it is!
Ah this is so much effort. Where is a magical conch when you need it?
[Alright I'll be exploring the forest alone. You just wait for here.]
"I'll follow you! Death doesn't scare !"
[No, you have a task that is more important than that!]
"I'm listening sectmaster!"
[You'll hunt so ga for us in the anti and prepare dinner!]
"U-understood!"
[Perfect! Wolfie! You help with the hunting! No freeloader!]
No even if you tilt your head on the side and give puppy eyes, I won't fall for it!
Not again!
[No hunting, no food!]
While Wolfie is weak it's a matter of principle.
Only ever handing out free stuff is how you spoil a kid!
Disobedient children eh wolves don't get any delicious at!
Anyway. Now is the ti for an epic journey into uncharted lands!
Or so I'd like to say. This forest is obviously on every map there is because of its size.
[Bye-bye I'll be back later! Wolfie don't cause trouble! Listen well to the elder!]
And so I exit the periter of the safe zone.
Surprisingly it is very uneventful. If my divine sense didn't detect it I would assu there is nothing there. It doesn't look like anything. It doesn't feel like anything either.
When I rember how a certain rank 3 warrior was acting here*chuckle*
Hum now that I think about it that is weird. Maybe he has so magical beast blood in his veins?
Don't get wrong I'm not thinking bestiality. Well I wouldn't judge either way. But maybe so sort of magical art to steal power from an enemy or sothing.
Anyway, not that it matters.
Oh! What is that? The rank 4 giant black wolf is there?
Hum what does it want?
Sohow it doesn't seem hostile?
WeirdOh wait there is that one ti I gave it so food.
Maybe it wants so more?
[Hey there. I'll give you so food once I'm back if you want! I'm out to do so scouting!]
*Growl* *Nod*
Hum a low growl. But for so reason it doesn't seem nacing. Guess he understood !
Seriously who is the dumbass that deigned this area a disaster zone?
Wait?! Could it be that my barbecue skill is really going to beco useful here?!
I'M A GODDAMN GENIUS!
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